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Haiku: Weather
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Wednesday, February 11, 2004

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This haiku is based on a real event.

"what is the forecast?"

"i'm afraid i do not know,

look out the window!!!!"

(C) Copy written, 2004, by Karla Dorman.

One time, a sudden hailstorm developed over the
town I was living in (Ontario, Ohio).  I turned on
my weather radio, to see how bad things were
going to get.  No mention of hail, they were reporting
clear conditions!

I called them to tell them of the hailstorm, and they
told me I was nuts, it was perfectly sunny out! 

I told them to have a looksee out the window, and
was informed that they didn't HAVE a window in
the forecast office!!

Needless to say, the forecast was revised to include
a "slight" chance of hail.  :-)

Now...who was the real nut???? LOL

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/11/2004
Love the haiku...truth never been spoken!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 2/11/2004

LOL I do remember this event well. Crazy weather forecasters; dad was NOT amused with weather forecasters, was he now??

Cute haiku; enjoyed much!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 2/11/2004
This Haiku is priceless!

Makes you really wonder what else 'Those in the Know' don't know!!
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