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Happy Days, No Snow in the Forecast-able Future
by Ed Matlack
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I get to wash my car today, love to take care of her...

Happy Days,

        No Snow in the Forecast-able Future…


I get to wash my car today,

I have to just here be raving,

I love to keep my car clean.

When it snows and rains,

And the roads are just uncertain,

I feel reluctant to clean the old wreck,

As I don’t want the chrome wheels to rust,

And to be honest, I just don’t feel that I must…


Gotta get myself together and get out there to do it,

It is cooler today, and getting colder this weekend,

But, my car will be clean and that just makes me bust!


Nothing else matters,

No problems here on AD,

Can make me worry,

My stress level not a factor,

No, for now not even a flurry,

Is predicted for the foreseeable future, oh I am in a hurry,

For to have a clean car, it may seem a childish thing,

But for me it is the best, hell I may even sing…





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Reviewed by Kate Clifford 2/12/2004
Whatever makes you happy! :-) Wonderful sharing.
Reviewed by Bobbie Hess (Reader) 2/12/2004
Snow flurries here, but yet to arrive. Lot of bird doodie, though. Just be sure cleansing the 'ol bucket doesn't let it fall apart. You can do mine next . . . b
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 2/12/2004
Huh? Washing your vehicle in salt water at sea is not a good thing to do!! Wait until you reach Europe. There is a very nice carwash right near Nellie's house.
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader) 2/12/2004
Rain here, but a cleansing rain it has been.
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