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by Helga Ross
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Sex and Football. Strike that! Sex and....? You fill in the blanks.

Much hullabaloo did lately ensue
with Super Bowl’s surprise celebrated bust,
tagged a ‘wardrobe malfunction’ – Something new –
Peel away fashion flash of bare boob! Oops! Trust

it’s accidental – But, dressed-up for fuss!
Bustier, cleavage, not provocative enough.
Line crossed bosom’s threshold so we’ll discuss
ad nauseam, raise profiles, profits, from slough.

Breasts are beautiful, even prudes don’t deny.
Disrobed ever so fine, right place and time.
Titillate to test limits’ taste, let’s decry –
Please! Such ploy, this S and M pantomime.

Sex sells: All the more tweaked, when twits
manipulate desensitized hypocrites!

copyright © Helga Ross 2004

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Reviewed by A Serviceable Villain 2/23/2004
Lovely sonnet - lovely write!
Reviewed by Theresa Koch 2/19/2004
This was wonderfully done!
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya 2/18/2004
Dear Helga.....fantastic write!!!!
Reviewed by Carmen Ruggero 2/13/2004
Gosh Helga, I don't watch TV much less FOOTBALL!? And see what I missed? My goodness I must stop reading so many books and watch the boob tube once in a while... oops... did I say BOOB? I'm sorry -- I'll rephrase it: I must watch the mammary...ah...breas...ah...TV more often. Great sonnet, lady. And I couldn't agree with you more.

Carmen :-)
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot 2/13/2004
Tit was a lovely concert wasnt it?
LOL Great write Helga TY
Well Said
Reviewed by evan horetsky 2/12/2004
Testimony!....very nice way of making a crazy thing a little less....crazy
Reviewed by E. Richardson 2/12/2004
amen to this, Helga...sums up my feelings on the "accident".
Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader) 2/12/2004
This one rocks Helga....
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip 2/12/2004
Great Sonnet, Helga. It just about sums up the whole flop ... er flap.
Best regards,
Reviewed by E T Waldron 2/12/2004
Smashing Sonnet Helga! Hit the mark with wit and style;-)!Is it any wondered the youth of this culture are confused?
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 2/12/2004
OOOOH I love love this true...I am tired of
hearing it on do sonnets so lovely
just about any subject....and I know a sonneteere who
will love you....she just joined AD....great write...
Reviewed by ***** ********* (Reader) 2/12/2004
Nicely ironic, Helga! Interesting double standard in that football games traditionally have their "T&A" provided by "professional" Cheerleaders, little more than factory-manufactured Barbie-lookalikes (tittilating -- no pun -- yet devoid of any overtly sexual aspects), never mind the vaguely homoerotic S&M (violence) aspects of the Game itself, yet the End of Western Civilization is suddenly decreed because a single semi-bare (the aureola was covered) BROWN breast was revealed. I guess that's because FAMILIES watch the Super Bowl together so the Game needs to keep its facade of Middle Class Suburban values while the very kids the parents worry may be corrupted by this watch MTV Videos where Video Vixens shake their thong-clad rumps and thrust their groins right into the camera lens regularly...

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