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Sometimes a Pain...
by Ed Matlack
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Boy he sure can be a pain in the butt sometimes...but so can I, I'll wager...

SOMETIMES A PAIN…


 


I AM FOLLOWED LIKE THAT OF A SHADOW,


I SIT AND HIS PAW BECOMES PART OF MY KNEE,


I LAY AND HIS HEAD HE DOES NUZZLE ON MY CHEST,


I START TO DRESS, HE SITS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME,


I MAKE HIM MOVE AND HE GETS THIS LOOK,


Of rejection & dejection that tears at my heart…


 


Daddy why can’t you just come out like you sleep?


sorry, Rufuz, in the nude I can’t, arrested I’ll be,


But daddy they don’t arrest me,


Because they are afraid of you, dear Rufuz,


You pain in the ass furbag, afraid you will,


attack and maim, because a dog that has to go,


can be a terribly vicious creature, I should know…


 


So Rufuz my puppy, I have my clothes on now,


Let me get to the door, no don’t knock me down,


Oh pardon me for living, just scoot on past,


Not even worried who comes out last,


As long as you are first, hey the snow is slippery,


don’t make me fall, or I will be wearing a cast,


You stinkin' pain in the a**...


                                                © (ed) 2004     


 

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Reviewed by P. Michaels 2/18/2004
LOL Hey Ed, that what makes cats better. They relieve themselves in litter boxes and don't wake you up in the middle of the night.
Love, Patty
Reviewed by SeRaPhiMa HuMMiNgByRd 2/18/2004
~*~ Ed awoken from deep slumber... *WooF* Let The Fun Begin.... ~*~
{giggle}


~*~*~*~ Love, ShiVaNi ~*~*~*~
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/18/2004
Woofles write Ed!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/18/2004
(((ed)))

don't be too hard on the ole boy, pain in the ass or not, he's enjoying life :) and so should you! :)

adore this write--a slice in the life of ed and rufuz *wOOFers*--what a way to start my day :)

((((HUGS)))) and love to both of you,

karla. :)
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 2/18/2004
He may be a pain, but remember this: he is only being loyal to you, and you are his world! Cute write; wish I had a pet that was a pain, but nooooo. we CAN'T have pets where we are! BOO-HISS!

Give that big, loveable pain in the ass a (((BIG HUG))) from his Auntie Karen in Tx., okay??

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

aDorably funny write! Enjoyed~
Reviewed by Paul Berube 2/18/2004
Ed, remember! needs have their priorities. (lol) Fine write.
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