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Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire
by Henry L. Lefevre

Thursday, February 19, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
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When preparing to vote


I have one major desire


Will the ones telling lies


Have their pants catch on fire


 


Alas my dear friends,


That never works,


They wear fireproof pants


While lying like jerks


 


Republican, Democrat


It doesn't matter,


They think of the voter


As that stupid Mad Hatter


The End

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Reviewed by Gaye Dale (Reader) 2/19/2004
You got me with the title!
Great write.
Love the imagery!
Reviewed by Janet Caldwell 2/19/2004
This is a riot, I wish it would happen. lol

JC xoxoxo
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