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Music to Live By
by Katy L Walsvik

Monday, February 23, 2004
Rated "G" by the Author.
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You might wish to check your intellect at the door. This is utter nonsense. You should see the grin on my face!

If a boa constrictor picks you for a feast
Sing loudly and well: I shall be released.

When the pilot can no longer make the plane go
Start a chorus of Over the Rainbow.

The Titanic has dumped you where you cannot stand.
Turn to someone and sing I wanna hold your hand.

All along the watchtower
Men with guns hold all the power
Light my fire, then harmonize
So what if Smoke gets in your eyes.

Wouldn't life be nice, more fun
If we gave songbooks to everyone?

Note: They promised I would have my brain back by a week from Wednesday. (annual cleaning/polishing) We'll see. Everybody sing!

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull 3/1/2004
I liked it very much. Wanted to sing along.
Reviewed by evan horetsky 2/25/2004
wow...i feel like singing...
incredible piece
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 2/25/2004
SORRY.....I did not leave my intellect at the door...
What happened was I have a huge smile on my face...
This was needed sweet gifted my troubled your writing....immensely...floria
Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson 2/24/2004
i found this wittingly cleva
and what a wonderful idea
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 2/24/2004
Delightful and it brings a lot of great songs to my mind. Love and peace to you, Katy. Regis
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 2/24/2004
Hee, hee,1, 2, 3, all together now
Love your humor.......
Reviewed by Patrick Talty 2/24/2004
If nonsense be the food of sanity, play on, give me excess of it (sorry, William!). The "nonsense" you have penned here, katy, is well within the tradition of writers like Lewis Carroll. There is a method in your madness: Long may your Mad Muse bring sanity to our mad, mad world!
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers 2/24/2004
Katy..your brain has never been in shop one time! Never was a need. Yes let's give everybody a songbook and make the world a brighter more livlier place~! Enjoyed this Katy..Lisa
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader) 2/24/2004
Your brain is ready.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/24/2004
Your brain works overtime Katy!!

Now....scrubbbb those floors....head down.....and don't you lose your brain okay!!

Love You!! I think you must come visit house needs a good old springer!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Tami Ryan 2/24/2004
Oh geez... I laughed at your comment before I even got to the poem, Katy. Then, I laughed throughout the poem. Uh hunh... then I got to the real finale - (now my cat is looking at me oddly, wondering what the hell is so funny)! You, my dear, are a real hoot - THANKS! And hey, whilst you're at the cleaners, would ya mind askin' 'em what's taking so long with mine? Me thinks I really, really need to get it back.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 2/23/2004
Katy, Love the songs and the way you presented them! You implied that poets have brains, gosh I never knew that;-)!
Reviewed by Regina Pounds 2/23/2004
oh but your brain works just fine!

loved this,
Reviewed by Londis Carpenter 2/23/2004
I'm singing! I'm singing! This was lot of fun Katy. TY
Reviewed by Larry Rochelle 2/23/2004
The sing-a-long idea is great!
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 2/23/2004
Tell them to keep it, this is fun :-) ..........When you wrote the words, "Men with guns hold all the power" the song "Smoke on the water, fire in the sky" by Deep Purple came to my mind :-) Guess my brain is at the cleaners too :-)
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray 2/23/2004
:) don't hafta ask me twice, it's part of my job!
I'm an acorn
small and round
lying on the
cold cold ground
everyone steps over me
that is why I'm cracked you see
i'm a nut (cluck cluck(
i'm a nut (cluck cluck)
I'm a nut, i'm a nut;, i'm a nut (cluck cluck)

Oh how I loved this one, Katy!
Reviewed by Lori Moore 2/23/2004
LOL! Great creativity.
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart 2/23/2004
Personally, Katydid, I think we never had brains to begin with. I never knew what to do with brains anyway. Around here they're just something to sit on.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 2/23/2004
JEEZ, Katy, this is a HOOT! LOL Enjoyed!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by George Carroll 2/23/2004
A real funny one Patty.

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