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How To Get A Raise 101
by Katy L Walsvik
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I burst in on the boss
And boldly enthused
"I deserve more money!"
(He was not amused).

"Excuse me,oh,sorry,
"May I please sit down?"
(The 28 board members
Each wore a frown).

"Now, then," I said next,
As I stepped on some toes,
"I want some more money!"
(The boss' eyes froze).

"You see," (I was rolling
And wearing a grin),
Oblivious to all but
My target to win

"See here, snapped a matron,
"You're causing a riot!"
"Oh, BITE ME, you snob!
"Sit down and be quiet!"

Up spoke the boss,
A right snotty old gob.
"See here, my good woman,
I'm taking your job!"

"Fantastic! Says I.
"You can have it. How funny.
"At last YOU can try
"To live on that much money!"

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Reviewed by Mark Mahoney
Superb Katy, just a very well crafted piece of reality, strong from the first line to the last,i'm overdosing on smiles lately, i think i may have to stop logging in...excellent, your thought is trained in so many ways, thats what makes reading you so interesting, always expect the unexpected, but on receipt,there is always more...take care...Mark xx
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Look at a Beyonce video? Oops wrong raise! Am going to send this one to my sister. It's a gem.
Reviewed by Tami Ryan
Oh Katy, I can always count on you for a laugh. You lift my spirits, thanks! Loved this.
Reviewed by Christine Morell
Oh Katy this is so funny...you're one in a million.
Love
~Chrissie xx
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Oh if only we all could have your fire, Katydid! But none of us could take that task without your Viking flair. It's much more fun to see you go to town and watch the destruction (and hilarity) ensue.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
(((katy)))

how to get a raise: don't work where i work :(

no appreciation, no thank you, no benefits...being disabled and having no car, i have no choice but to be miserable :( no jobs around here--gotta keep what i have, although i'm unhappy

i enjoy your humor :)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Katy you got a rise out of me.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
O thaks for the smile Katy!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by jude forese
i really enjoyed the humor in this one ...
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
How did you know about the job I work at from way out in the frozen northern reaches of time infinitum...? I have a friend that has worked here for 5 years and has yet to see ANY raise, no cost of living, etc...I have been there under a year, so it has not yet come about, fortunately...I love the last line on this one Katy, thanks for the great laugh...Peace thru Words, Ed & Rufuz
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Katy you make my face look younger with all the smiles you cause!;-) Love your humor!
Reviewed by evan horetsky
hahaha hilarious....very very cute at the end. I liked this much
many loves,
evan
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
LOL!!!!! perfect ending! :-)
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
HAHAHAAH LMAO....FALLING OFF MY CHAIR....Kate...this is so funny...
Thank you so much for the fine review on my page....You are a doll....I cannot imagine you telling your boss off like that...but I hope he learned a lesson...LOL...great write...I fear we have all been in this situation at one time or another.....(((hugs))) floria
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Katy! Katy! I read your review you left in my den..and I cried..only because it touched me so sweetly. Then I come here and read your poem, and now I get to laugh hysterically. You are good for my mind and heart Katydid! Thank you so much! Lisa
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