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Ning nang,
fiddledy bang,
did you rang?
Ringa ding dong,
did I get the bong?
Noodle scruddle,
in the puddle.
Wet set ring soak,
some words choke.

Ippidy dippity wong,
same dammity song.
Riddle the piddle,
skippity diddle,
play the fiddle.

Strumdy dumdy zong,
paddle de ping oong.
Zippity bo bibbity oodle,
scram net zooddle.
Intercourse fondle de zip,
shoot de thang froomzie hip.
Sobeitty hangity ad-witty,
whata nuzzle city.

Zong gonesal.


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Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Nina nana nanor I'm laughing on the floor, this is amazing, very British:)) and it all make a great read and sence, well done!
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Whomever, keeps doing it over and over?
Maybe they will wake up?
Great rhyme Grady....
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Delightful and witty write, Grady; enjoyed~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Ting tang walla walla bing bang....HAHAHAH..thats all I could think
of for this one...very creative, colorful and fun Grady....floria
Reviewed by No Longer Member (Reader)
I have a friend that says, "na na" I love the sound of words.
Reviewed by Trixie Love
Hi Grady,
Yep, a tongue twister

Trixie :)
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
heheheheh......and the beat goes on...gee a real tongue twister.....wait i wanna read it again,,,,,,falls nicely in place when singing it!!

Love Tingtong
Reviewed by E T Waldron
hahahahaha... I can't help laughing Grady! It sounds like you are highly frustrated, but being a good sport and writting this witty ditty;-)

(Thanks for congrats;-)
Reviewed by Sandie Angel
Hi Grady:

Sounds like you're having fun...

~ Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu ~
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