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What Comes After Spring?
by Katy L Walsvik
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I saw a fly today.
It was dead… it froze.
Stupid fly, there's snow on the ground.
But if there's one,
There are others around.

Hit the deck! Mosquitoes are bloomin'
Picking their targets
Out for blood!
I'm not encouraged by one dead fly.
When mosquitoes take aim
Not one is a dud.

Suck in all the spring air you can
Sigh at the sight of a lilac.
The critters who've been waiting
All winter to dine
Are as clever and crooked as Shylock.

I'm getting ahead of myself.
Spring has barely started.
I must be having a bad day
But you'd better believe
When the lilacs are gone
My blood and I will be parted.

Mosquitoes love me…
For all the wrong reasons.
Summer is not
My FAV of the seasons.

Note: For my own protection and out of consideration for my fellow humans, I do not own or ever wear a bikini! (giggle)

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Reviewed by Londis Carpenter
Ugg worst nightmare. Great poem Katy. and if you don't think your stuff is good, just go through all your posts and see how many readers you have. We just wait for you to break loose with your wit.
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
I'm with Ted. All that waxing is just too painful.
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Must be the sweet fragrance of your skin, Katy!
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
HAHAHAAHHAHA Fantastic Katie...oh my..they love
me too...My husband can be out there all day and
night and they never touch him...wonder why?..I would
love to know what exactly it is in us that draws them..
probably the sweetness Hahahaha..this is wonderful mean you dont wear that
yellow polka dotted one I saw you buying last week?
LOL...great fun....great write....floria
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
I don't wear bikinis either.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Yes those silly guys love me too.....but i surely do not return any love to them......I kill the!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
For some reason those dang nats love me too.
We already have nats, wasp, mosquitoes, snakes,
and who knows what else out and living, and
biting. love your humor........
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Katy I'm dancing in my chair with this one;-)LOL Love your humor! Hate mosquitoes, growing up in New Jersey, believe me they were dive bombers. One reason I love California, I hardly ever see them.;-)
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Oh DAMN, I was so hoping to get a glimpse of you in your bikini, man would that have turned me...

And the season after spring is now called "Bummer", too hot to be out, too much electric usage with the a/c to be in...where do you go from there? Can't go in the car anywhere as the gas prices are a risin', no help there to keep cool either...

A fun write, but you have got to know that NJ's official bird is that of the mosquito, its the toxic waste here, we grow em big, not to forget the green head, he has a hell of a bite, but all of gods creatures, I say give them to the devil, all of them...Peace thru the Write, Ed & Rufuz
Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Aw com'on Katy! Just one picture! *grin* Mosquito season never closes down we're used to'em! Great write! Lisa
Reviewed by George Carroll
You have plenty of company. Now with the disease they spread all our crows and some humans too, are starting to die.Great write and like the bikini addition.
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