Sunday, March 30, 2003

They say you are what you eat.

I guess if that’s true , I’m a Natural Light beer and Diet Coke.

Not a good combination, especially for the digestive tract and for my bladder, which at this moment is bursting at the seams to release this mixture which is my dinner and what has been such, for the last several days.

I would much rather label myself a pussy, which I love to partake of, rather than the above-mentioned combo.

Don’t get me wrong, I love my beer ‘n coke, but pussy, I love that mysterious pink orifice.  The flavor can be of a sweet, clean concoction and of a multi-colored variety and size, and also one of a very nasty smell, color and flavor, like rotten sardines, although I’ve personally never stooped that low to have first hand knowledge of, but I can say I’ve had the distinct, very unpleasant first hand experience to witness the smell of such a dubious delicacy.