smart ass
Refers to the mistaken believe that derrières have high IQ's
stick up
The use of a stick in robbery where the robbie thinks the stick is a gun
a man of means
When, for some men, a single mean is not enough
have stick in craw
Cray fish nightmare
the chosen few
Dental extraction negotiations
gallivant around
Don Quixote
ready, willing, and able
School boy motto
neither rhyme nor reason
Bad poetry
in season
School boys dream for every girl he meets
Let's call it a day
Ancient Viking phrase for week
a ghost of a chance
When ghosts gamble they usually lose hence…
knock out of
Ancient Viking Truth Serum
Money is power
and the reverse
on the face of the earth
Begins with the last person… A date gone bad
get the chop
The prize in the pork chop tossing contest
pull hair out
Living with teenagers and the number one cause of baldness among women
cram for an examination
A day at the office for a proctologist
be right with you
Retail lies
play cat and mouse
followed by a game of Mouse RIP
little bitty
kitty committee --what were you thinking of?
as quick as a flash
Exiting just before the lunch bill comes
lift a finger
Obscure Olylmpic weightlifting contest
get a jump on
Granny double dutch
more the merrier
Famous last words when the roommate wants to come along on the date
reach out to
Where the hand can be shaken or the face slapped.
bat an eye
batting eyes is gruesome and illegal in most states and cannot be used as subsititue for baseballs in baseball games.
wipe up the floor with you
Parental expression of affection
know better
Parental expression of rebuke usually followed by a punishment
to coin a phrase
Actually phrases are writtern not coined
hold out
Mom picking up teenage boys socks arms extended
have a sweet tooth
Molar-canine romance
rest assured
Those who insist that they be buried with a large life insurance check
the fruit of loins
Can’t touch this
trial balloon
when some jurors insist on bringing their own party ballons to the trial
slam into
When a face visciously attacks a knuckle
send to the showers
Where many teen-aged boys need to go
an arm and a leg
Rental costs,
land on feet
Cats think this is a false belief perpetuated by dogs
tell it to the marines
Marine psychologists
expatiate on
Sounds dirty doesn’t it?
get into a mess
Sounds dirty doesn’t it
bright and early
No one in the morning is both
lie out
the opposite of "lying in" which occurs in bedrooms late at night.
pony up
Gambling with live ponies
quickened pulse
Appears in romance novels at lesst 5,000 times
pin hopes on
A painful remedy for depression
put roots down
When roots in dyed hair are insulted by others
on principle
What people say when the really want your money
set in motion
The loser in the slam-down
in glowing terms
Glow in the dark water from Fracking
the toast of the town
When you are part of a cannibal breakfast celebration
the bottom fell out
Happens right after 40
filthy rich
When wealthy people refuse to bathe
let fly
Flies who sub-let
in a big way
An unexprected pregnancy
get ducks in a row
Duck nanny in the park
rule the roost
Chicken King
I could eat a horse!
The horses are really upset over this.
cut wolf loose
An unwise act without a pair of Jordans or wings
crick in back
When baby crickets attack
go into a nosedive
Tiny kamikaze pilots and big noses .
follow ones nose
A bad GPS device
if worst comes to worst
Then you are super-bad-and you can fly.