While I am not a golfer - so I can not empathize with this situation - I can sympathize with all three characters involved herein.

Mea Culpa - Mea Culpa - Mea Maxima Culpa!

IRISH CATHOLIC GOLF - 6/13/09


OOPS! Somehow ? Inline text disappeared, and I deleted original – SO -

Here is joke, from memory -

IRISH CATHOLIC GOLF -

FATHER FLYNN and SISTER ALOYSIUS were playing golf -

At the first tee, the Priest swung hard and totally missed the ball – whereupon he exclaimed -
“SHIT – I MISSED!”

The Nun sheepishly reprimanded the Priest for his Language - “Now, now, Father!’

At the second hole, the same thing happened - “SHIT I MISSED!”

This time the Nun was more firm with her admonition -
“Father, you know HE is watching!”

At the 3rd tee – yet again, the Priest swung even harder and missed the golf-ball, kicking up a big chunk of grass -
“SHIT - I MISSED!”

This time, the Nun could no longer contain her displeasure with the Priest’s vile language and said:

“Father, any second now, I expect a big Thunderbolt to come down from the Sky...”

WHEREUPON - Almost instantaneously – there was a loud Thunderclap and a Lightning Bolt ------?

ZAPPED THE NUN !!!

Then, a Loud Booming Voice was heard -


“SHIT – I MISSED !!! “


P.S. - As the author was unknown to me - I took some ‘poetic license’ and made some minor changes, or ‘improvements’ - Tom.