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IRISH CATHOLIC GOLF
By Tom Hyland
Posted: Monday, June 15, 2009
Last edited: Monday, June 15, 2009
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While I am not a golfer - so I can not empathize with this situation - I can sympathize with all three characters involved herein.

Mea Culpa - Mea Culpa - Mea Maxima Culpa!







IRISH CATHOLIC GOLF - 6/13/09


OOPS! Somehow ? Inline text disappeared, and I deleted original – SO -

Here is joke, from memory -

IRISH CATHOLIC GOLF -

FATHER FLYNN and SISTER ALOYSIUS were playing golf -

At the first tee, the Priest swung hard and totally missed the ball – whereupon he exclaimed -
“SHIT – I MISSED!”

The Nun sheepishly reprimanded the Priest for his Language - “Now, now, Father!’

At the second hole, the same thing happened - “SHIT I MISSED!”

This time the Nun was more firm with her admonition -
“Father, you know HE is watching!”

At the 3rd tee – yet again, the Priest swung even harder and missed the golf-ball, kicking up a big chunk of grass -
“SHIT - I MISSED!”

This time, the Nun could no longer contain her displeasure with the Priest’s vile language and said:

“Father, any second now, I expect a big Thunderbolt to come down from the Sky...”

WHEREUPON - Almost instantaneously – there was a loud Thunderclap and a Lightning Bolt ------?

ZAPPED THE NUN !!!

Then, a Loud Booming Voice was heard -


“SHIT – I MISSED !!! “


P.S. - As the author was unknown to me - I took some ‘poetic license’ and made some minor changes, or ‘improvements’ - Tom.





 

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Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Oh, this is funny! LOL Well done, Tom; but it just goes to show you: "It's not nice to mess with Father God!" LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Love the piccy; too cute!
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Get your own earth-discharging wire deep on the ground, maybe it will help when the Pissed Off Supreme don't miss your sorry ass.

EDvard,

Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)
Hi Tom, So much can be read into this quip... I like it a lot... Thank you for sharing this new poetic liscense you have...

In Spirit,
Bear

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