Definiton: Fifi's distinct way of talking. These may be words, phrases, and even language that she distinctly uses.

1) Legal Bejegal. "I don't understand all this legal bejegal stuff in this contract Jerry. You need to have your lawyers explain it to me." 2) "Holy Mother of Mackeral." 3) "Omigosh" her most popular phrase 4) "Walk a mile a day and you keep the doctor and those high gas bills away." 5) "I plan among being the most fit of those fittest" excerpt from 'Fifi.' 6) "You people" 7) "Give me a break." 8) "Boring boring the old man must truly spend a lot of time snoring reading all these 'bestsellers.'" 9) "I get noon and midnight confused. Noon and midnight what the heck really is the difference? They're both 12 o'clock, one just happens to be darker than the other." 10 "The movies and TV shows today are just so bad and the acting is so poor. I find 'real people' today more interesting than 'fake people.' That's why I like watching documentaries." 11) "Omigosh I've just can't believe that in a little over six years I'll be thirty." 12) "I'd rather see the world come to an end before seeing that Kerry Krowley land a major movie or TV role.  13) I sure wish the Lord could pull the Earth further away from the Sun so that I could age slower.   Either that or he could stop the Earth from spinning.  I don't mind a lot of days in a row where it doesn't turn dark, people in Alaska live like that all the time. 14) I truly truly truly truly truly....I truly truly truly truly truly.......just silly gen y girl talk"  (15)  I know it comes with the territory, you know being an actress but frankly I'm tired of getting disappointing news.  I mean once in a while can I get 'appointing news?'  16)  I also put on sunscreen because I have light skin and don't want the Sun Rays to affect the DNA in my face. 17) I'm just as interesting in learning about people's 'afterlife' and their 'beforelife' as much as their 'regular life.'  I sure wish an infant could talk  and maybe tell me what his or her previous life was like.  But as we all know all he or she can do is google and gaggle and by the time they start talking they forget everything. 18) None of these studio big shot's has ever acted, sang, or made one funny joke in his or her life and yet they have the right to tell me I can or cannot act. 19) An interview with reporter Tom Gold of the Boston Herald.  "I never heard of the Boston Herald.  I do happen to know a Harold who happens to be from Boston, though."  20) "What a complete waste of the trees.  What a complete waste of the trees."  Describing a lot of today's best selling books. 21) "See here being successfull means you've got a schtick, wether it's a product or a talent, and you just spend a lot of time developing that schtick.  I mean you spend a lot of hours working and practicing to make you schtick perfect.  You make your schtick the best around, the best there is, a heck of lot better than your competiton.  And the people can't reject ya, they can't find any excuses to reject you.  And you finally become successful, but it doesn't happen overnight."  22) " I face failure and spit at in the eye.  It may knock me down but I get up and spit at in the eye again.  It may keep on knocking me down, but I keep on getting up and keeping on spitting at in the eye.  After a while it gets tired of knocking me down, and I become a success." 23) I TRULY TRULY TRULY TRULY I TRULY TRULY TRULY TRULY I TRULY TRULY TRULY TRULY I TRULY TRULY TRULY TRULY COULD CARE LESS WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF ME! 23) I FEEL LIKE KICKING HER IN THE BUTT!  I FEEL LIKE KICKING YOU IN THE BUTT!  I FEEL LIKE KICKING EVERYBODY IN THE BUTT! 24) I THINK YOU LEARN AND KNOW EVERYTHING IN LIFE WHEN YOU REACH A CERTAIN AGE,  MAYBE IT'S 30.  MAYBE IT'S 40..............THEN LIFE BECOMES ALL REPEAT! REPEAT!  25) MY LIMBIC BRAINS AND CEREBRAL BRAINS ARE JUST AS TALENTED AS ANYONE ELSE'S  LIMBIC BRAINS AND CEREBRAL BRAINS...IT'S JUST THAT SOME PEOPLE GET THAT BIG BREAK AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TALENT....I'M TIRED OF BEING IN THAT 'DON'T' COLUMN 26) NOW I TRULUTRLULYTRULYTRULY BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH.....YOU KNOW WE'RE ALL LIKE 'CELLULAR THINGS'......WELL EINSTEIN'S OR SOME OTHER FAMOUS PHYSICIST'S LAW OF ENERGY OR EMOTIONAL TRANSFORMATION OR WHATEVER THAT WAS CALLED SAYS THAT ONE THING EVENTUALLY GETS CONVERTED INTO ANOTHER THING.....YOU KNOW THAT'S WHERE E = MC SQUARED COMES FROM......SO ANYWAYS A CELLULAR THING HAS TO BE CONVERTED INTO ANOTHER CELLULAR THING.....THAT'S WHY WHEN THE TIME COMES I MAY BE CONVERTED INTO A RABBIT OR A PLANT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT OR EVEN WORSE COME BACK AS A MAN.....I MEAN YOU PEOPLE REALIZE ALL LIVING CELLULAR THINGS....YOU KNOW....PEOPLE, PLANTS, AND ANIMALS STINK OR SMELL.....UNLIKE ROCKS WHICH DON'T STINK OR SMELL....IT'S JUST THAT I JUST CAN'T IMAGINE NOT BEING FIFI ANYMORE....THE LORD AND LORDESS  WILL HOPEFULLY KEEP ME IN THAT HIGHER ASTRAL HEAVEN SO I CAN ENTERTAIN THEM OR THEIR FRIENDS AND NOT COME BACK AS SOME USELESS MAN OR RABBIT OR.......PINEAPPPLE.........(27) Another case that there is a powerful Creator who made us all....You people think Nature would be organized so that all the vessels in our body say have all the right liquids go through them?  I mean can you imagine stuff like water or EEEEEEK URINE OR MOTHER'S MILK GOING THROUGH OUR BLOOD STREAMS....THE LORD MAKES THING ORGANIZED....NATURE DOES NOT......