BIFF: KING NEPTUNE

ALOCKI: PUCK FROM MIDSUMMER'S NIGHT DREAM

HELOS: DRACULA

DICK: THE ATHEIST

200 YEAR OLD GREAT WRITER: THE GHOST FROM HAMLET

SCENE 1, ACT 1: A PARK IN A LOS ANGELES SUBURB WHERE UNEMPLOYED ACTORS PRACTICE YOU KNOW DOING SHAKESPEREAN PLAYS TO 'PERFECT THEIR CRAFT.'  SOMETIMES THESE ACTORS ACT BY THEMSELVES  AND THAT'S WHY YOU SEE PEOPLE TALKING TO THEMSELVES WHEN YOU VISIT A PARK.  AS YOU ALL KNOW WHAT BETTER WAY FOR AN UNEMPLOYED ACTOR OR ACTRESS TO IMPRESS AN AGENT OR CASTING DIRECTOR THAN TO SPIT OUT A LONG WORDY SONNET FROM 'ROMEO AND JULIET'OR 'KING LEAR' OR 'MIDSUMMERS NIGHT DREAM.'

IT IS LATE AT NIGHT ON OCTOBER 31 AND THERE ARE SOME FAMILIES HAVE JUST FINISHED GOING TRICK OR TREATING WITH THEIR KIDS AND THEY ARE WATCHING THESE  UNEMPLOYED ACTORS AND THEIR FRIENDS