SILLY CHRISTMAS STORY NUMBER ONE...I'LL HAVE QUITE A FEW THIS MONTH....IT'S NOW DECEMBER YOU PEOPLE...YOU SHOULD ALL BE CHEERFUL...IT'S THE HAPPIEST OF THE YEAR..
Omigosh yesterday my Aunt Ginny from Des Moines just mailed me a wonderful eraly Christmas gift, $100 IN CASH. Well because Christmas holiday is coming up in addition to like 15000 other things going on, my two amygdalas overule my two cerebrums AND I CARELESSLY PUT THE CASH IN MY PANTS POCKET NOT MY PURSE.
So as the day goes by I'm doing this and I'm doing that. I'm doing a lot of window shopping at the mall. I'm trying a few blouses and jeans at a local department store but of course I don't buy anything, I'll spend more money for presents as Christmas gets closer. Then in the early eveing I'm eating at a local diner with Alcoki and Biff.
SOOOOOOO it's the end of the day and I'm back home and plopped on the sofa ready to watch some dumb no plot Double Os TV show and dreading going to my stupid waitress early the morning OMIGOSH IT HIT ME. THE HUNDRED BUCKS MY