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Old Woman's Advice On Love
By Rose Loya
Last edited: Sunday, April 13, 2008
Posted: Saturday, March 29, 2008
This short story is rated "PG13" by the Author.

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Old woman's advice to young woman, who in the way some men can't keep their wolo's in their pants,  cannot keep her heart in her chest....  

"It's ok honey, when your heart falls, there's no catching it, so don't bother. Just let it fall, you'll be able to pick it up later.  In the meantime, your heart will most likely land at the foot of someone who doesn't know WHAT to do with it.  But don't worry, this person will pick it up, dust it off and look at it.  This person will then fumble with it and fiddle with it and if this person's bored,  he'll throw it around like a  football, back and forth, high and low and ALL around, 'til it lands in some dark mud, worm-filled grass and in certain parts of the country, horse shit.  After this fun, your heart will be pretty tired, a bit bruised and broken here and there.  You'll then nurse your heart back to health with lots of self-pity, too much vodka and enough dark chocolate to choke the Easter Bunny.  Then, because your heart has no brain,  it will fall again and again, you won't be able to catch it.  So don't bother.  Just let your heart fall and pray that the next person your heart falls for doesn't play football with it or douse it in horse shit."

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Reviewed by D Johnson 4/1/2008
Sounds like good advice to me. Remember, there is always hope.

Nice write.
Peace,
Dan
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 3/29/2008
And yet some use their heart like a yoyo, Bless you Rose!
Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Felix Perry 3/29/2008
Ah Rose what an interesting perspective of love and how others, in this case the little old lady, perceive the heart and love throughout there love. Now if I may I will add an old man's (will a middle aged man's perspective) if I may.

The heart and I am not speaking of the physical part of our body but the unseen heart that makes us fall in love can be dropped for sure. However sometimes we get lucky and it is only fumbled for a moment then retrieved as the heart that won the game and as such put on display for all to see in a special treasured spot. Sometimes the heart is not dropped at all but carried by another heart for an entire lifetime. Sometimes hearts are meant to be caught by more than one and that is okay too for no one should be alone in this world. So as you see from this man's perspective I do feel that all the pain a h eart can go through it is still very much worth having it always in the game and not sitting on the sidelines watching.
Big Hugs
Fee

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