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Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

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Dont never kiss a honey bee
I did...now take a lookit me

Goin round with dis big fat lip
I was stupid...wasnt so hip

Dont never kiss a honey bee
I did...a little honey bee

(At least I thought that he was)
I shoulda been warned by his buzz...

Dont never kiss a honey bee
I did...african KILLER bee

Now my lip is swole up and sore
I aint gon do THAT any more!!
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Puppy dog, puppy dog,
NOW where did you lose your bone?
Don't remember...
While out digging, I found your cell phone!

Puppy dog, puppy dog,
NOW where did you lose your bone?
Don't remember...
When was the last time the grass was mown?

Puppy dog, puppy dog,
NOW where did you lose your bone?
Don't remember...
Prob'ly the same place the stick was thrown!
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I had a kitty, her name was Mitty,
We lived together in New York City,
We spent all day together, and all night,
We just loved looking at the City lights.

I had a pony, her name was Toni,
And Toni *loved* to eat macaroni,
But the City was no place for my mare,
So we sold her to someone at the fair.

I then found a sparrow, named it Farrow,
Someone shot it with a bow and arrow,
I then said "good-bye" to my little bird,
Asked when he met God, put in a good word.

I adopted a dog, his name was...Dog,
Funny lookin' pup I found in a bog,
But he turned out to be the best of all,
When I found out he could play basketball!
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Reviewed by 000 000 9/12/2008
Your mind must stay on fire as you write some strange stuff...and I love it. I am not a fan of horror stories and seek out humor as it keeps me whole. I may never get the chance to read all your writings, but sure will try. Your friend in Ohio, CarolHawks.
Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat 5/9/2008
Beautiful! LOL
Reviewed by Trevor Penick 1/3/2008
Great stuff. Nice work.
Reviewed by Mary Coe 12/20/2007
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Very cute.
Reviewed by Robert Gordon 10/16/2007
In Canada we don't have African killer bee strains, so can still kiss a honey bee and have it kiss back with a hive full of honey. Really love your poems. Reading them is becoming a source of relaxation.
Reviewed by Jerry Engler 8/16/2007
Nice frolic through the words' nest. I enjoyed it too...Jerry
Reviewed by Walt Hardester 6/8/2007
LOL...that Bee was no honey

Walt
Reviewed by steve Chering 5/13/2007
I loved this one.It caught my eye because it was flighty; I also wrote about a Bee=bee's as well, one was about a honey bee proposing to another to fly off into some 'Buzzy Bee wedded bliss.called 'Be my Buzzy Wuzzy Bee'
and another called Bumble Bee in my gumboots.,Yes so' well done that poet.
Reviewed by Mary Grace Patterson 4/4/2007
Love this silliness. Your poems are cute and refreshing........M
Reviewed by Verica Peacock 4/3/2007
What fun to write these sort of rhymes! Here are a couple for you:

Do you know what cannibals eat
For breakfast and prefer the most?
When they're hungry or ravenous,
They always eat a buttered host!

How to tell sex of a hormone,
When in doubt and you have the means?
You just get ready, count to three
And then you must take off its jeans!

Lovw, Verica
Reviewed by larryfugett Fugett 4/2/2007
Good stuff. I've finally found some poetry that I understand. Is that a good thing? Karla, coming from me this may not be a recommendation, but I like it.

LW Fugett
Reviewed by Sandra Mushi 7/23/2006
Lol ... Kara, you muse must have been in a great silly mood that day. Lol. Delightful prose poems.

God bless,

Sandie.
Reviewed by Judy Meeker 6/12/2006
This is so cute. Your advice on kissing honey bees.
I have been known to do radical things, but I never thought to kiss a bee. Maybe I will just for the fact I was warned not to. You are a clever writer. I like your style. Thanks for sharing.
Judy C Meeker Author of 'Whisper on the Wind'
Reviewed by Barbara Terry 12/17/2005
Thnx for sharing sis. This is so wonderfully funny and cute. May the Lord Jesus bless you, and be with you always, and at your side constantly. With much love in my heart, stubborn and determined to a fault, joy to the world, peace on earth, & ((((((((((MANY WONDERFUL SISTERLY HUGGGGSSSS)))))))))), your still very sad and terrified little sister, Barbie



"If I have to be this girl in me, Then I may as well be."
Reviewed by Tracey O' 10/12/2005
These are really cute Karla,
I love your imagination. It takes me all kinds of fun places.
Thanks for the smiles
Tracey 42xoox(C:)
Reviewed by Divinity 11 1/2/2004
that's so cute and funny! i think you'd like my poems called deep thoughts 1 and deep thoughts 2 because they are nonsense and silliness like this!

how great to find im not the only one that thinks like this!

jessica
aka
gypsie
Reviewed by Donna Maris 10/13/2003
OH MIGOD! Karla you are SUCH A MESS!
But thank GOD- so am I..that's why I love these
writes... I'm getting my Scooby Snaks and then
coming back for more =) xoxo Donna
Reviewed by J. R. Corbin 8/13/2003
Karla, This is excellent! I've already "hounded" your sister to visit my new website and send me some poems and stories to post. Any chance I can get a submission from you? :) Please stop by and tell your friends!!

www.dreamscapepublishing.com
Reviewed by Debra Stiles, The Original Mister 6/27/2003
How cool, you are such a good rhymer
and the grammer was delightful
Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery 5/30/2003
Oh I enjoyed this--wonderful humor that lifted up my spirits, too!! God bless you!!
Reviewed by Mark Rockeymoore 4/23/2003
lol..these are hilarious! you are a very versatile writer! off to see more...
Reviewed by Meg Leigh 3/13/2003
Great poems. The honey bee one is my favourite. LOL
Reviewed by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper 3/7/2003
very funny writes karla, made me laugh, i love to smile and laugh. tkcare, grady
Reviewed by susie weiler 2/18/2003
it never ceases to amaze me how you can think of the silliest things to write about, you must have been hilarious as a child. I am blessed to have you as a friend, you really pick my spirits up. luv ya! susie
Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen 11/13/2002
Lol! Karla this was great!
YSIC
Michelle
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 9/16/2002
wonderfully wacky, karla!! funny stuff here!! LOL love, and (((HUGS))), your twin sister, karen lynn. :)

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