Today it was my day off and I went for a drive

I was going to Niantic in the oceon I would dive

But on the way I heard a noise a jingle jangling

I wondered what the mc'fluck it was more bad luck this would bring

But I didn't panic I just slowed down and drove on

Trying to find an exit but where's the bloody exit gone?

At last I found an exit I'll find somewhere to stop

But the road went on and on and on and on and on!

I fianlly say a 'gas' sign at last why bloody hell

How come this was an exit so bloody f'mucking long?

I pulled into the station Triple A that's who I'll call

A Pakistani in there said, 'There's Mike just up the road!'

So I slowly drove on mnow the noise was very loud

I wondered what the hell it was I could have drawn a crowd!

I had new brakes a while ago and guess what they forgot?

They didn't put the pins in so the brakes would not fall off!

I must admit the air was blue with words from out my mouth

They could have f'mucking killed me as I was heading south!

Another Mike put new pins in, that exit was how long?

The longest in Connecticut it went for 3 miles strong!

And then this Mike he fixed it temporarily

he said, 'Why don't you hit the beach? Good thinking Mile I will!

So here I am on this fair beach and I have had a swim

So thanks to those who smiled on me it didn't turn out grim!