By Jim Stewart

(This is my story and I'm Sticking to it.)

One night I was up late, about 2 in morning watching  the television. I was sitting there with my dog, Bubba. I couldn't find anything to watch, 250 channels and 239 had infomercials on.  I started watching one on "Miracle Hair Grow." I watched it with greatr intensity, for my head is hair challenged. I got so excited that I said, "Bubba, maybe I ought to order that stuff." So I went to go get some paper and a pencil to write down the number. I knew I needed to hurry because the show was almost over. It took me a little while, then I came back into the room and wrote down the number on the screen. I wasn't paying much attention, I just wanted to get the number. My hand trembled as I dialed the number. When the sales person came on the line, I didn't want to listen to the spiel. I just wanted to order the stuff. Oh my credit card was shaking. I told the sales person let me just give you my information, so you can get it right out to me.

Well 4 to 6 weeks later, the package arrived. I didn't need to read anything, labels, invoice or instructions. Heck I watched the ad and knew what to do. I slapped that stuff all over my head day and night for two weeks. Then I noticed that my scalp felt a little bumpy. I got out the mirror and looked at the top of my scalp. I went and looked for the box. It said, "Natural Breast Enhancer." Oh my God, I got little tiny nipples growing out the top my head. Looking like a sows belly.

I just want to find the lady that got the hair restorer.