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Silver Sage or Over the Hill? (part 2 of 3)
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Silver Sage™ or Over the Hill (part 3 of 3)
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Last edited: Tuesday, April 07, 2009
Posted: Tuesday, April 07, 2009

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Revel in the gifts you are, the joy that is possible now that the hairstyle you’re wearing or makeup line you’re buying is no longer front and center in your day. Smile, knowing you can say “screw it” and stay in your jammies all day with no goop in your hair, with no guilt, or get dolled up and look like a million bucks because you now know it’s your choice.

You might be a Silver Sage if…

  • You no longer need a cup size because you wear a 38 long…
  • You know the location of every bathroom between home and any other point on earth…
  • You suddenly start noticing Depends ads and thinking they just might be a good idea…
  • You look in the mirror and wonder who the woman with the wrinkles is…then realize with a start it is you…
  • You grow a better goatee than your 20 year old son…
  • You gave up laughing for Lent because you don’t want to pay attention to the Depends ads…
  • You buy your undergarments from a steel manufacturer rather than the lingerie store in the mall…
  • You hear yourself say things like “it’s hot in here, why are you wearing a winter coat?” when it is 28 degrees outside…
  • You can fly without an airplane because you have your own set of batwings grown just for that task…
  • Your kids actually listen to what you say and believe you just might know what you’re talking about…
  • People at the store are calling you, not your mom, “ma’m”…
  • Your testosterone levels are so high and your estrogen so low, you can lift small buildings with one hand…
  • You’ve contracted a severe case of ENS (Empty Nest Syndrome)…
  • You haven’t a clue what its like to sleep through night without multiple visits to the “little girl’s room”…
  • You can walk away from your desk 2 different times and only remember, on the 3rd try, that you were headed to the bathroom…
  • Your grandson looks at you with awe and says “grammy, why are there so many folds on your face? And, when you respond with “they’re wrinkles”, he asks if it’s OK to call you “Gramma Wrinkles”…
  • Your 6 year old grandson is taking your picture with his new camera and is taking forever to take the shot. When you ask what is taking so long he says, “I’m trying to not show your scrubbles grammaw”…

So enjoy your status as a Silver Sage…

Revel in the gifts you are, the joy that is possible now that the hairstyle you’re wearing or makeup line you’re buying is no longer front and center in your day. Smile, knowing you can say “screw it” and stay in your jammies all day with no goop in your hair, with no guilt, or get dolled up and look like a million bucks because you now know it’s your choice.

It is all your choice.

Ah, the freedom, the amazing freedom, that comes from being a Silver Sage.

Oh, by the way, the answer to the question “Am I a Silver Sage or over the hill”?

Why a Silver Sage, of course! I’ve earned it. So have you!

 

And to enhance the joy of being a Silver Sage, your Rainbow Meditation is waiting for you at www.mamaredspeaks.com.

Go with love and light, hugs and blessings

Jerilynne “MamaRed” Knight

      Copyright 2009

For over 20 years, Jerilynne "MamaRed" Knight has been an international speaker and trainer on topics ranging from the technical to the inspirational. Whether she’s speaking to an audience of hundreds or doing a one-on-one coaching session, Jerilynne uses passion, humor and real life stories to help people live a Kick-Butt-and-Take-Names Life™, one igKnighted™ with passionately powerful possibilities™. 

When she isn't helping clients rewrite their stories or teaching them how to create a life on fire, she enjoys being a mid-life newlywed to Gil, her loving soulmate and friend, and the parent of three adult sons.

Visit MamaRed on the web at http://www.mamaredspeaks.com or http://www.onemillionacts.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



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