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Old news but amusing for some
By Patrick A Granfors
Last edited: Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Posted: Wednesday, May 20, 2009



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My co-worker is a wolverine fan. He had his way with me(not literally) for several years. Pay back

 

Appalachian State “Brand

Old #5 Grade 1-AA

Ann Arbor’s Finest !!

WolverineBig HouseStew      

Featuring:

Ground up bits of rancid Championship wolverine, shredded pigskin and assorted road kill in a surprisingly sweet broth made with pure mountaineer spring water and 5 rank herbs and spices.

 

·        Contains no MSG, green wienies, or heart

·        Concentrated – Serves 110,000

·        Terrific with goat and Boone’s Farm

·        Calms that Saturday afternoon UPSET stomach

 

Caution: Contents under pressure – could pose choking hazard

Serve it at your next block party along with your favorite Carr-bonated beverage

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