Appalachian State “Brand”
Old #5 Grade 1-AA
Ann Arbor’s Finest !!
Wolverine “Big House” Stew
Ground up bits of rancid Championship wolverine, shredded pigskin and assorted road kill in a surprisingly sweet broth made with pure mountaineer spring water and 5 rank herbs and spices.
· Contains no MSG, green wienies, or heart
· Concentrated – Serves 110,000
· Terrific with goat and Boone’s Farm
· Calms that Saturday afternoon UPSET stomach
Caution: Contents under pressure – could pose choking hazard
Serve it at your next block party along with your favorite Carr-bonated beverage