·         DysLexus

Features a transposed instrument panel for dyslexic drivers

·         Ford DeRanger

Sold by prescription only to the mentally deranged

·         Hummer

Made for those who appreciate life’s simple little pleasures

·         InAcura

Sold to individuals who have difficulty keeping their facts straight

·         AdInfiniti

Sold to customers with far reaching imaginations

·         Gaudi

Manufactured for people who are completely without taste

·         KemoSaab

Sold only to the direct descendants of the Lone Ranger

·         AfFord

Low budget vehicle for the masses

·         ReVolvo

Manufactured for those folks who constantly wander in circles

·         Ford StRanger

Made for individuals wishing to remain anonymous

·         Ford UnFocus

Manufactured for customers unable to concentrate

·         Chevrolet ChImpala

Limited edition model for Los Angeles residents with a monkey fetish

·         Ford InEscape

Features perpetual lease buried deep in the fine print

·         Ford HExpedition

This vehicle is cursed from the moment it is driven off the lot – good luck

·         Ford ConFusion

Manufactured for the terminally confused person

·         Toyota SCamry

Highly touted vehicle selling for 3 times its real value

·         Mini PoopersCooper

Typical overhyped British dog pile

·         Dodge SCaravan

Features frighteningly low reliability record - your mechanic’s best friend

·         Chevrolet SquEquinox

Develops annoying dash board squeaks and engine knocks at 500 miles

·         GMC PYukon

A vehicle so unattractive that people in parking lots throw up on them

·         Ford SExplorer

Features multiple specialty options for the motoring kinky

·         Nissan HAltima

This vehicle has the habit of stalling out on the highway at frequent intervals

·         Dodge ExCaliber

Unlike King Arthur’s version, this vehicle only looks  1,500 years old after 6 months

·         Dodge ReCharger

Modified from gas to electric power its batteries hold a charge for 20 miles