In other words, a pun is just another piece of corny humor.  I've always liked to use puns in my personal life to get a laugh, and in my art work and writing...just to get a laugh.  Puns are not easy to come up with...and that's the problem with puns. 

Here, are a few I found, which I hope the reader enjoys;

Dancing cheek to cheek is a form of floor-play;

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion;

He had a bad photographic memory that was never developed;

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired;

Shotgun wedding is a case of wife and death;

When two egotists meet...it is an 'i' for an 'i.'

A man needs a mistress just to break up the monogamy;

A hangover is the wrath of grapes;

Practice safe eathing...and always use a condiment;

Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red;

What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway;

Time flies like an arrow, while fruit flies like a bananna;

A man's home is his castle...in a manor of speaking;

In a democracy, your vote counts;  whereas in feudalism your count votes;

She was engaged to her boyfriend with a wooden leg...but broke it off;

If you don't pay your exorcist...you will get repossessed;

With her marriage...she got a new name and a new dress;

A man who fell into an upholstery machine, has now fully recovered;

You feel stuck with your debt...if you can't budge it;

Local Area Network in Australia...the LAN down under;

A lot of money...taint yours...and taint mine;

Every calendar's days are numberd;

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat;

Once you've seen a shopping centre...you've seen a mall;

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis;

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses

And, finally...thank God...

Acupuncture is a jab well done. 

No...no...no...that's it...there ain't no moe! 

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