Cheese in Society
edited: Thursday, April 03, 2003
By Katie C Collins
Posted: Thursday, April 03, 2003
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The importance of cheese in society is highlighted here, please take a few moments to consider how important cheese is, thank you.
Cheese is Important
Recently heard a tune made up by 2 guys at my school called ‘The Importance of Cheese in Society’, got me thinking, cheese is a very important thing in society.
Take the French, where would they be without their cheese? They’re famous for it, there’s something like 10 different cheeses for every town to can find, so that’s one thing, the French would lose part of their identity, they’d be stuck with wine, garlic and snails!
Then there are the Italians. What is a pizza without cheese? Just tomato-ey bread with a few toppings, that’s NOT a pizza. Pizzas must have cheese! And then there’s the people who like macaroni cheese, without the cheese sauce it’s just plain macaroni (and believe me, plain pasta is not all that nice). And the mice! What about the poor mice who eat cheese? Many a cartoon wouldn’t have been born without cheese and mice involved somewhere. –Insert Reverend Lovejoys wife screeching ‘Won’t someone please think of the cartoonists!’ here-.
And the Americans, with their cheeseburgers, a cheeseburger isn’t a cheeseburger if there’s no cheese. The Americans would be deprived of cholesterol without it. And the British have cheese scones, which are the most delicious of all the scones round.
As you can tell, cheese is VERY important in society, so please raise your mac and cheese, burgers, pizzas and scones to cheese!