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in today's email 17122008 ... :)
by Paul 'yogi' Nipperess BMin   
Rated "G" by the Author.
Last edited: Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Posted: Wednesday, December 17, 2008

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       1 The roundest knight at King Arthur's   
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 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
  3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
  5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
  6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
  7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
  8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
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  10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 
  11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
  12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
  13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a-head.'
  14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
  16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
  17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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  20. A backward poet writes in-verse.
  21. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
  22. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
  23. Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects

 

 

 


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Reviewed by mary janse
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
On a mission to making someone laugh!!

" 22. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
23. Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects"

Love Tinka
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