Kosovo Liberation Army Driving Rules
edited: Wednesday, October 20, 2010
By Michael G Walling
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Posted: Wednesday, October 20, 2010
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A humerous look at the KLA Driving Rules
Kosovo Driving Rules©
From Barry Fletcher and Derek Chappell
The Kosovo driving rules made fun of the Kosovo Liberation Army (KLA) and K-Albanian drivers in general. It was a list of things like:
Roll down the window before you throw the grenade.
Pull the pin on the grenade before you throw it.
Throw the grenade - not the pin.
Drive AWAY from the grenade after you throw it.
Roll the window down before firing the AK-47.
When driving, don't let the passengers shoot out through the driver's window.
Don't allow the passengers to shoot the AK-47 through the windshield.
Roll down ALL of the windows before firing the RPG.
Shoot the RPG out through an open window, not through
When driving, don't let the front passenger fire the
RPG out through the passenger window (think about this one).
Passing in a curve while going uphill is not OK
You do not gain more control over the vehicle by going faster.
Tanks have the right of way.
And so on....
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