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Robin Williams for President
by Susan K. de Vegter   
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Last edited: Monday, October 16, 2006
Posted: Monday, October 16, 2006

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Robin Williams has been quoted often and his humor lends an answer when getting his point across. This is an article that blesses us with laughter and gets to the crux of what the real problem is with ourselves.

Robin's t-shirt reds,
"I love New York", in Arabic.

~~~~~~You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for awhile.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull 10/18/2006
Teacher, doctor, radio announcer... Hell, he could play president better than Ronnie Reagan! He does look a bit like Willie Nelson though...

Ron
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 10/18/2006
I love Robin Williams...thanks for this, Susan.

Enjoyed...

Elizabeth
Reviewed by Jennifer Butler 10/17/2006
Since the Presidency is only a temporary job that includes the military annihilation of one's mortal enemies, perhaps Robin Williams would be good for the position, so long as he is the sort of man who repays his debts directly to the original creditor.
Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader) 10/16/2006
Seems like a dream that may be possible!!!

Love, Dove
Reviewed by George Carroll 10/16/2006
I can't believe someone from Hollowood said this, much Less Sir Robin.
Reviewed by Peter Paton 10/16/2006
Susan

I'll vote for him..

Love and Harmony

Peter
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