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If Plato Tweeted
by Ed Tasca   
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Last edited: Friday, April 19, 2013
Posted: Friday, April 19, 2013

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A spoof of tweeting.

 

If Plato tweeted…
 
A techno-defense of Socrates
 
Ed Tasca
 
 
 
 
.Platothephilosopher
 
None wiserthan Socrates.The Oracle said so.He’s in danger.Ineed yourhelp.
 
 
 
 
.Chaerephon Cherrie
 
I’mheading to mymother’s forlunch.
 
 
 
 
.Platothephilosopher
 
Ourgreat teachercould be facinga death sentence. For accusations of impiety.
 
 
 
 
. Aristophanes3xfestivalwinner
 
Tell himto shave his beard and dress conservatively.
 
 
 
 
.Platothephilosopher
 
True wisdombelongs to the gods,he says.Human wisdomhas little value. This is an attempt to show humility and virtue. Isthatimpiety?
 
 
 
 
.Chaerephon Cherrie
 
Imightcome ifI catch up on mytxting.


.Prostatitis <3s epicurus
 
I’mat the agora.I’mstuck behindanotherDionysian parade.J
 
 
 
 
 
.olympusrules_Meletus
 
U go to Glucosamine’sparty last nite?
 
 
 
 
.Platothephilosopher
 
Meletus,you were theone broughtthe charges againstourgreatteacher.And all you care aboutis Glucosamine’sparty?
 
 
 
 
.olympusrules_Meletus
 
Plato,my inboxis on overload!Give ita rest!
 
 
 
 
.Prostatitis <3s epicurus
 
Meletus,Glucosaminehad a zoo there.Idon’tmean histheatre friends.He had a real zoo.Snakes,wildboar,monkeys.The bomb!J
 
 
 
 
.Platothephilosopher
 
Meletus,please reconsideryourcorruption ofyouth”charge.You asked Socrates ifthere was a Zeus.
 
 
 
 
.olympusrules_Meletus
 
He said there’s no scientific evidence there’s a Zeus.I said then who crtdthe universe?As usual,he answered with a ?: Who the hell knows?
 
 
 


.Platothephilosopher
 
That’s not corruption of youth! And he didn’t say “Who the hell knows?”
 
 
 
.olympusrules_Meletus
 
Maybe Iwas just pissed athimanswering questions with anothergd question!!!
 
 
 
 
.Platothephilosopher
 
Where’s Chaerephonon this?
 
 
 
 
.Prostatitis <3s epicurus
 
His server’s out.
 
 
 
 
.olympusrules_Meletus
 
.Platothephilosopher  Socratesis an atheist. I testified as much.Did my duty4 the good ofthe state.
 
 
 
 
.Platothephilosopher
 
Meletus ,you admitted Socrates taughtyou to believe in spiritual guidance.How could he be an atheist?
 
 
 
 
.olympusrules_Meletus
 
We worshipped Dionysus together!! Got totally pissed.Thatwas my spiritual guidance!


.Platothephilosopher
 
Your accusations about Socrates are contradictory.
 
 
 
.olympusrules_Meletus
 
It’s notacontradiction.An atheistcan still mouth things spiritual.Look atevery politician!
 
 
 
 
.Platothephilosopher
 
Socrates is notafraid ofdeath. He will die to make his pointto the court.
 
 
 
 
. Aristophanes3xfestivalwinner
 
What’s wrong with just an “objection”?  *s*
 
 
 
 
.olympusrules_Meletus
 
Who saw Phidias’s new nude? Hot!He saysit’s Aphrodite.Come on,it’s the spittin’
image ofAnalgesia,the waitress atSons of Helen bistro
 
 
 
 
.Platothephilosopher
 
Meletus,we’re talkingabouta man’s life here.  A life devoted to searching forthe truth.
 
 
 
 
.Prostatitis <3s epicurus
 
Thathairy old bastard.J
 
 
 
 
 
.Platothephilosopher
 
Prostatitis, have a littlerespect.The man’s inthe throesofdespair.
 
 
 
 
.Prostatitis <3s epicurus
 
Iwas talking aboutPhidias.J
 
 
 
 
 
.Platothephilosopher
 
An innocentman could die here forhis principles.
 
 
 
 
.olympusrules_Meletus
 
Plea bargain.So theysend himto Sicily.Yeah,there’sEtna and racketeering.But it’s betterthan the alternative.#sicilycenteroftheworld
 
 
 
 
.Prostatitis<3sepicurus
 
Twalking:Dionysianparade getng bigger,crazier.I’m stopng 4 eggs.Scrambled with chopped olives!Ilove it.Meetme. Whoever. J
 
 
 
 
.Platothephilosopher:
 
Socrates has said we who feardeath show ourignorance.Death may be a great blessing.Its time todemonstratethatpersonal courage isn’tfu
 
 
 
 
. Aristophanes3xfestivalwinner
 
What’s “fu? Whatthe hll ru talkng about?
 
 
 
 
.olympusrules_Meletus


You knowwhat? Personal courage is a humongous f.u. when you wind up with a hemlock cocktail.
 
 
 
 
.Platothephilosopher
 
Futile.Futile! I was saying Futile in the face of sophism.
 
 
 
 
.olympusrules_Meletus
 
Bulltwit.If death’s so great,ydoes everybody pay any quack any amountof$to cure them ofevery phlegmand heartburn?
 
 
 
 
.Platothephilosopher
 
.olympusrules_Meletus,you’re the impious one,you and Aristophanes. You’re the ones corrupting Athenian youth with yourslanderand yoursarc
 
 
 
 
. Aristophanes3xfestivalwinner
 
ForOlympus’s sake,Plato,learnhow to tweet.All urtweets are 2 long and don’t make sense.
 
 
 
 
.Platothephilospher
 
I’msorryformyintrusive literacy. Buta stark140 charactercommuniqué is a fey child’s game,inadequate to persuade foolish youths todo
 
 
 
 
. Aristophanes3xfestivalwinner
 
To do what??
 
 
 
 
.Prostatitis<3sepicurus


Imade it tothe Sons ofHelen bistro.Analgesia,thatwaitress,isn’there.Phidias must’ve paid herbig time.I want to be a sculptor.JJJ
 
 
 
 
Chaerephon .Cherrie
 
I’mback.
 
 
 
 
.Platothephilosopher
 
Chaerephon,Will you join me in defense ofSocrates?
 
 
 
 
Chaerephon.Cherrie
 
U still atit? This disrespecting the Gods thing-don’twant2 b involved.Who they gonna charge next? Ilike all the gods,goddesses,demigods
 
 
 
 
.olympusrules_Meletus
 
.Chaerephon Cherrie Who’s ur favorite?
 
 
 
 
.Chaerephon Cherrie
 
I’mnotdone:I like the Fates,theMuses,theGraces, those centaurthings,all the nymphs:the Dryades,the Nereides,theOreiades,whoelse
 
 
 
 
.olympusrules_Meletus
 
Cherrie,calmdown!
 
 
 
 
.Chaerephon Cherrie


The Maliades,the Alseides,the Lampades.I’mnot corrupted!!!I wantthaton record.Who’d Ileave out?
 
 
 
 
.olympusrules_Meletus
 
The Meliai,nymphs of the ash trees.
 
 
 
 
.Chaerephon Cherrie
 
We have nymphs in ourash trees?
 
 
 
 
.olympusrules_Meletus
 
We have nymphs everywhere!Exceptin my bedroom! L
 
 
 
 
.Prostatitis<3sepicurus
 
Forme it’sbtwn Artemis when she’s notp-oed,and Zeus,especially when he morphs into animals and screws babes all overthe archipelago.J
 
 
 
 
.Platothephilosopher
 
Socrates has no favorites.He says we learn moral goodness and truthfromALL the immortals.
 
 
 
 
.Prostatitis<3sepicurus
 
I’msigning off. I’mgetting lunch.And then I have to walk my dog. Tip:follow
Glucosamine #FF.He’s funny and he knowswhen to twitteroffJ
 
 
 
 
 
.olympusrules_Meletus


.Prostatitis <3s epicurus Don’tsign off. Tell Glucosamine Iwantan invite 2 next bash.TMB
 
 
 
 
. Aristophanes3xfestivalwinner
 
LysistrataDress Rehearsal.Comp tickets4 2N!
 
 
 
 
.olympusrules_Meletus
 
Fab!I’mgoing!
 
 
 
 
.Platothephilosopher
 
Aristophanes, join meatthe courthouse,please.Manyfollow you.
 
 
 
 
. Aristophanes3xfestivalwinner
 
I’mat the theatre.Lysistrata looks like a hit.
 
 
 
 
.Platothephilosopher
 
Letme tellyou whatSocrates is saying aboutacquiring virtue.
 
 
 
 
. Aristophanes3xfestivalwinner
 
Socratessays this, Socrates says that. My inboxis on overload with this Socrates crap!!!!
 
 
 
 
.Chaerephon Cherrie
 
That’s howMY server wentdown!


 
 
.Platothephilosopher:
 
Aristophanes,come to the court before theshow.Theywill come ifyou do.
 
 
 
 
. Aristophanes3xfestivalwinner
 
Ihave to do a costume change.Lysistrata is wearing something thatlooks like it was torn offa Romanwhore.
 
 
 
 
.olympusrules_Meletus
 
OMG! I just found a greatplace selling figs.2 drachmae and u fill a basket.
Agora_n.w.corner.com
 
 
 
 
.Platothephilosopher
 
I’ve arrived at the court.Socrates says he’s a misunderstood benefactorto Athens,not an enemy! As such he should be given free meals,if we
 
 
 
 
.olympusrules_Meletus
 
Ifwe what???
 
 
.Prostatitis<3sepicurus
 
I’mback! IsPlato done? I’mnot following himanymore. Glucosamine’s, next full moon.J


.Platothephilosopher
 
STOP.Socrates has an idea.He suggests he justpay a fine of 100 drachmae. As he has little funds ofhis own, I say we each chip in about…
 
 
 
 
.olympusrules_Meletus
 
LOL.LOL.LOL.



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