BULL-CRAP

© - 04-04-08 = Tom Hyland


Last night I watched a news report that made my blood BOIL!

It showed film footage of one of our Military HUMMERS filling up at an Iraqi gas pump, and said the US OVER THERE is paying about the same price as over here - an average of about $3.25 per gallon - BUT - the LOCAL Iraqis are only paying about $1.25!

Our Sons and Daughters are over there, risking their lives, getting limbs BLOWN OFF by IED’s, coming home by the thousands with BRAIN TRAUMAS, and the so-called POOR IRAQI PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING? GIMME A BREAK!

BUSH and CHENEY are lying SOB’s who started this entire sordid MESS! If they are not IMPEACHED for their COVERT ACTIONS, then SHAME ON US! WMD’s - setting aside the CONSTITUTION -
INVASION OF PRIVACY - TORTURING - abolishment of HABEAS CORPUS - SPITTING on the Geneva Convention - wondering WHY our TROOPS dead bodies are DRAGGED THROUGH THE STREETS, and American journalists are BEHEADED, and then emblazoned across the world in SICK VIDEOS - and then scratching their empty heads, saying: “DUH! I DIDN’T KNOW!”

Likewise, like every other ‘takeover’ by any government anywhere in past history, the Iraqi self-serving corrupt government is making money hand-over-foot, and still DEPRIVING their own citizens from having the basic necessities of life: clean drinking WATER, ELECTRICITY, EDUCATION, and FREEDOM TO LIVE!

I will bet you a Dollar-to-a-Donut that it is only a matter of time for us to hear some late-breaking news that SO-AND-SO and his cronies are depositing huge sums of money in SWISS BANK ACCOUNTS!

Meanwhile the FUTURE OF AMERICA - OUR LIFE’S BLOOD - OUR MILITARY ARE ALL BEING SACRIFICED - for what? For the same basic reason that the invasion occurred in the first place - OIL!

$3.25 A GALLON? BULL-CRAP! If we were controlling the oil fields, it should be FOR FREE! One of the obvious costs of our supposedly FREEING these poor, unfortunate, sectarian, genocidal MANIACS!

SCREW BAGHDAD! SCREW IRAQ! SCREW THE ISLAMO-FASCIST COUNTRIES - ALL!

MY PLAN? SIMPLE!

1. TAKE OVER THE OIL FIELDS. SURROUND THEM.
2. SET UP MILITARY PROTECTION WITH OUR TROOPS.
3. WIRE BOMBS TO EVERY DERRICK, REFINERY, BUILDING -
WHATEVER - THAT WE CONTROL WITH A REMOTE
DETONATOR - LOCATED BACK IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
4. BRING ALL OF OUR TROOPS BACK HOME TO GUARD THE
MEXICAN BORDER, AND LET THE IRAQIS WORK OUT
THEIR OWN PROBLEMS! SINK OR SWIM!
5. IF THEY DON’T LEARN TO PLAY NICE-NICE WITH EACH
OTHER - PRESS THE FIRST BUTTON AND NUKE ONE
DERRICK! ANOTHER PROBLEM? PRESS NUMBER TWO!
WHEN IT REACHES NUMBER THREE, THE THIRD STRIKE -
THEN THEY ARE O-U-T! IF THEY DON’T LEARN - BLOW UP
ALL THEIR FRIGGING OIL WELLS!
6. MAYBE THEN, IRAN WILL ‘GET THE PICTURE’ - MAYBE
OPEC WILL ‘WISE UP’! MAYBE ALL THE STINKING FILTHY
RICH ARABS OVER THERE WILL UNDERSTAND THAT
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
7. ALL THE PUSSY-FOOTING IN THE WORLD, AND ALL THE BS
POLITICS AND MEETINGS, AND ALL THE BS DIPLOMACY
IS A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME - YOU CAN NOT CHANGE A
LEOPARD’S SPOTS!

Do I sound harsh? You bet your sweet ARSE I am!

BULL-SHIT - BULL-CRAP - BUSH-SHIT - CHENEY-SHIT - RUMSFELD-SHIT - RICE-SHIT - POWELL-SHIT - GENERALS-SHIT ---- SHIT IS SHIT --- IF IT LOOKETH LIKE SHIT, AND SMELLETH LIKE SHIT, AND TASTETH LIKE SHIT … IT IS SHIT!

Oh, but Tom, we don’t want to pull out with our tail between our legs like we did in VIET NAM, do we? Americans don’t like LOSING, do we? In the Holy Name of Jesus H. Christ - BITE THE BULLET! Cut our losses! Do not WASTE ONE MORE American Life in the name of -
BULL_SHIT!

Let the Middle East take their OIL, GASOLINE, and all its BY-PRODUCTS, and shove it up their RECTUMS, where the SUN don’t REACH!

DEPENDENCY? I AM SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING IT! WHY CAN’T AMERICA SEEK INDEPENDENCE FROM FOREIGN OIL?
BECAUSE A HANDFUL OF ARSE-HOLES AND CONGRESS SAYS SO - THAT’S WHY!

INDEPENDENCE DAY - JULY 4TH, 1776 - TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY-TWO YEARS AGO, COME THIS 7/4/08 - OUR FOUNDERS AND FOREFATHERS ARE TURNING OVER IN THEIR GRAVES, SCREAMING OUT:

WHEN IN HELL DID THE PEOPLE ALLOW THE IDIOTS TO TAKE OVER?

A GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLE, BY THE PEOPLE, FOR THE PEOPLE IS - IN FACT - NOW PERISHING FROM THIS EARTH!

AND … WE THE PEOPLE ARE MERELY SUCKING HIND TIT!

BULL-CRAP?


© - 04-04-08 - TKH