EARTH - IS IT TOO LATE?

(C) - 4/22/08 - TOM HYLAND

KARLA --- Naaaaa ... plenty of time ... couple things gotta happen 1st :---

we nuke Iran, N Korea nukes us, melting N Pole turns HOMES into new Ocean, Canadian -

in 2nd term, Prez Hillary declares war on Mexico, PRESS 2 for English inaugurated, by 2016, still re-building N'ORLEANS, but, Dow-Jones hits 25,000,
Rudolph, the Red-nosed SENATOR, is still goin' strong - buys the bridge at Chappaquittock and uses as a lawn ornament!

American Idol contestant CHOKES SIMON TO DEATH, Puerto Rico becomes 51st State, and CUBA 52nd, British Isles are now WEST United Arab Republic,


OIL reaches 500/bbl. ONLY that's what WE are charging OPEC, cause theirs still GLOWS in the dark
(since we nuked middle-east), Palestine Republic finally exists, only it's in ICELAND! but melting FAST!

Andreas Fault finally gave up the ghost & CA is USA's newest ISLAND - LONG ISLAND & CONEY ISLAND SUNK!

Bob Barker is BACK on The Price Is Right, Bush & Cheney start new organization - Gay Warmongers' Anonymous!

Polar Bears and Brown Bears MERGE, taking over Central Park - somehow ALL HORSES are missing from Manhattan ?

Water Purification Tablets only COST 1/2 week's SALARY! no more Lawn-Mowing 'cause "grass" is now all PLASTIC!

LEGO is hugest homebuilder in history, all houses are BLOCKS! Automobiles are extinct, most HOMELESS now have places to sleep!

Electric (battery) MO-PEDS & BI-PEDS & RICKSHAWS are now main sources of transportation - HEY, but ACCIDENT stats are down! ERGO, LAWYERS are EXTINCT ALSO! no big loss!

oh, there's more, but I gotta run, er -uh- walk - to Black Market to trade H2O Tabs for CIGGIES!

SCORE?

War, Drugs, Crime - UP 10,000 % -

Sanity, Honesty, Fairness - DOWN 10,000 % -

so, basically - EVEN, right?

TK