English? or CHEMICAL?
"Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
now she is no more!
for what she thought was H2O,
was H2SO4 !"
from H.S. Chemistry - 1958 -
Are SYNTHETICS Sinful?
OR - am I just CYNICAL?
© - Tom Hyland - 06-20-08
ED - NO - NO - N0 - BRO ... you got it Bass-Akwards!
After covertly angle-drilling from 50 miles out they won't siphon oil out - rather, they will Pump Putrefied Poisons IN - to Dilute & Pollute - just like all their other KNOCK-OFFS!
IT'S THE CUNNING, CONNIVING, COVERT CHINESE COMMUNIST CORRUPTION WAY! DON'CHA KNOW?
Oh, by the way - we have synthetic Diamonds, and synthetic Rubies, and synthetic OIL - how come our astute: scientists, leaders, and oil magnates never got smart and MASS PRODUCED IT? Ever since it was invented, it has been in demand, and used in multiple applications, but been too costly for the public at large.
Like many other products: TV's, radios, computers, cameras, iPods, cell phones, et alia - would not mass production by all competing oil companies drive the average production costs down, and make it not only affordable, but CHEAPER than real oil? This would not only REDUCE our percentage of foreign dependence, but also leave the A-RABS stuck with a whole bunch of millions of barrels, that they could use to SHINE THEIR CAMELS ASSES WITH! And use to WAX their Rolls Royce’s, Hummer’s, and Bentley’s with!
ED - you done done it again - got my brain working at a feverish pace - gotta go now and start capturing the creative juices, the OIL of the Mind - the OIL of the Soul - the SNAKE-OIL of the slippery-slimey-slew of the Body ... OMG - I feel like Dr. FRANKENSTEIN!!!
later ... TKH.
SYNTHETICS - that’s the Ticket! Besides the items listed above, what else do we already have? Synthetic: rubber, glass, plastics, prosthetic limbs, false teeth, fingernails, cotton and other fibers like: argon, boron, crayon, Day-Glo, eon, Enron, Freon, felon, gaylon, heron, ion, iron, John Lennon, krylon, lemon, melon, nylon, orlon, pylon, Quaaludes, rayon, Styrofoam, Tom Tryon, uron (synthetic PEE), viruses (or is it virusi?), woebegone, xenon, Yukon, zircon!
Talk about your alphabetic chemical composition SOUP!
To be sure, this is all said ‘tongue-in-cheek’ so to speak - but there is a certain amount of veracity embedded within, is it not?
What about synthetic LIGHT? We call it a flashlight, using batteries to produce a beam or ray of light. The Bloody Brits call it a Torch. Then there is the Laser Beam - don’t know how that is produced, but it can CUT METAL - be used in various forms of surgical procedures, especially in the eyes.
And how about a Hologram, or Holograph? It is a three-dimensional image of an object that is a photographic record of light interference patterns produced using a photographic plate and light from a laser. (from Encarta World English Dictionary).
Now, there’s a thought - how about fighting WARS with holograms? OUR holographic TROOPS ZAPPING THEIR holographic TROOPS, and Visa Versa - OOPS! Already been done - called Computer GAMES, or X-Box, or KILL-KILL-KILL, or whatever. Remember the old movie “WAR GAMES?” Good Flick!
Anyway, the concept of some kind of LIGHT BEAM perhaps passed through a Diamond Prism, so that the pure concentration can magnify energy and produce a clean, quiet, safe, practical source of POWER - OOPS! Was that already done also? I DUNNO - MAYBE!
Of course, we already have good old NUCLEAR ENERGY, right?
You know, that STUFF that produces nuclear RADIOACTIVE WASTE that we don’t know what to do with!
Sure, we BURY it, so some poor dumb sonofabitch will accidentally DIG it up and disperse it in the air, soil, and water, some time many years later (at least, hopefully, after we are DEAD and buried also). We might need to consider going ‘back to the drawing board’ on this one, huh?
Or, we could just enclose it in supposedly SAFE containers, and DUMP them in the ocean depths - CRAP - we’re already doing THAT too - we have already created cute little ‘glow-in-the-dark’ fishes and crabs, haven’t we? YUM!
Or maybe, possibly, perhaps - we might-could just load said containers onto SPACE SHUTTLES, blast them into outer-space, and let them all orbit the earth ad infinitum? Would be a HELLUVA DOOM’S-DAY MACHINE type deterrent, wouldn’t it?
You do THIS, or you do THAT, and we will ZAP one of those Suckers with a RAY GUN, while it’s right over top your head -
Get the picture? Sort of a semi-quasi-synthetic faux pas - eh wot?
Mercury, Plutonium, Uranium, Plastics - Really, Really Gauche RAW SEWAGE, and other such ‘goodies’ are already FLOATING out there, aren’t they? TURDS - yeah, they DO float! In fact, many are actually elected into OFFICE! See other web references to pertinent GOOGLE topics, like: BUSHIT - et cetera!
Germicides, Herbicides, Fertilizer-cides, Homicides, Suicides, Genocides - Heck, we got all the bases covered already - don’t we?
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Kemo Sabe is polishing his silver bullets, and brushing his trusty steed, Hi-Yo - while Jay Silverheels is filling out an Unemployment Application, at the local Indian Affairs Office, in the basement of the newly appointed Tribal CASINO - hoping to receive an EEO credit for being a member of a Minority group. SURE!
Now, let us get back to the real gist of the matter - ALTERNATE ENERGY!
The SUN = LIGHT RAYS -
The WIND = AIR POWER -
The OCEAN = TIDAL MOTION POWER -
MOTHER NATURE AT WORK! Why in God’s Good Graces can we NOT learn to HARNESS SUCH NATURAL UNENDING FORCES? WHY INDEED?
That’s an easy one to answer - because: EXXON, HALIBURTON, THE WORLD BANK, and THE ROCK - have not yet figured out HOW to get PATENTS PATENTED! And Copyright Infringement Protection, and Trademark Transference, and a slew of other WARMONGERING EXORBITANT PROFITS EXCLUSIONS!
Okay, okay, OKAY - so maybe I’m just a tad cynical, and maybe even sinful - mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa!
Back to SYNTHETICS - what IF - someone developed an automobile (is that an Oxymoron? Motion automatically?) -
that was not a GAS GUZZLER - not a HYBRID - but a PURE-BRED vehicle, which had NO DEADLY EXHAUST - only needed an ANNUAL REPLACEMENT of a low-cost SYNTHETIC DIAMOND, which was only a Dollar, Ninety-Nine Cents, and available at any Convenience store, got 250,000 MPD (Miles per Diamond) and the OWNER could self-perform that maintenance in just TEN MINUTES?
WOW! Wow! WOW! Wow! WOW! Wow!
That’s Six - GREAT COMMERCIAL, AIN’T IT?
Father, Mother, Son, Dog, Cat, FLEA!
Just what might be the Secret Power or Energy inside this Little Wonder? DO YOU HAVE A CLUE!
ONE ATOM of your OWN SKIN (DNA) -
Constantly BOMBARDED by ONE RADON PARTICLE -
(from your own basement, or any National Park still in Existence) -
Focused with Pin-Point Accuracy, through the Absolute Center of
that SYNTHETIC DIAMOND - (Royal Farms, 7-11, whatever) -
ONE CUTE LITTLE PAC MAN -
(Gobbling up all the Radioactive Waste Particles) -
GO AHEAD - FIND A FLAW - LAY IT ON ME -
WOW! REPEATED FIVE MORE TIMES!
© - TKH