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3 H - P 10
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LAST INSTALLMENT OF -

HYLAND'S HORRENDOUS HOGWASH ...

HAS BECOME 'TRITE' TO ME -

SO - YOUZ GUYZ MUST BE SICK OF IT TOO!








3 H - P 10

© - Tom Hyland - 09-15-09 to 09-30-09

RE: Joseph One -Light’s - International Law - the Geneva Conventions -

JOE - I basically agree with your statements - however, Mark does make some good points.

There are many old adages that could be applied here - for instance ...

"Charity begins at Home!" - SO SHOULD JUSTICE!

"War is Hell!" - accordingly, GUERILLA TACTICS must be met by the same. Remember our own "Green Mountain Boys" - hiding behind trees, fences, rocks - and shooting down the poor, 'organized' marching Redcoats? And the non-uniformed Viet Cong blending in with the jungle?

Militant Islamists, all over the world, in so many countries, by the hundreds of thousands, or even Millions - are NEVER going to 'Fight Fair!' They are 'sneak-thiefs' - unscrupulous, filled with HATRED - and don't 'PLAY BY THE RULES!'

"All's Fair in Love and War!"

Sometimes it is Necessary to - "FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE!"

And, finally - Which country forced the end of WWII ... by dropping TWO HYDROGEN BOMBS - AND KILLED MILLIONS OF INNOCENT MEN, WOMEN, AND CHILDREN? DID "THE ENDS JUSTIFY THE MEANS?"

Is this a case of "The Pot Calling the Kettle Black?"

Just as "Respect must be Earned" - could this ring true for Justice also?

Peace - Tom.

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RE: My - GOODYEAR EAGLES SUCK! -

9/6/2009
J'nia Fowler

Yikes! The pocket book seem to get depleted regularly. Tires, gotta have em. Why do they make crap tires?

Answer, in the olden days when you bought tires, you wanted the best. You wanted to be assured by the makers that your family would be safe if you bought the best tires so you didn't mind paying a bit more than usual. And the makers were proud of their product.

Today, the makers know that you will fork over lots of moola for their crap tires because there is no longer any pride in what a company manufactures. They know you'll buy their junk on your credit card if need be and if there are issues like loss of life or limb you'll probably sue but that's ok with them because they have lots of money to pay their lawyers to keep you waiting and to blame your driving habits because their crap costs so little to make and the public in general is stupid (not you Tom) but in general anyway.

And that's how modern business works. New is always better eh!!! Sorry to hear of your troubles with tires. Hugs, J'nia

J’NIA - CAVEAT EMPTOR ... STILL LIVES! TOM.

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RE: MY - 3 H - P 9 -

9/14/2009
Mr. Ed

And, think about it - what IS a SONG after all?
Is it not a POEM set to MUSIC?

Exactly why I like and listen to Country Western songs; almost all of them are poems, and they rhyme, too!

And quit callin me Quick Draw McGraw, hombre! I have far too many nicknames, already, and I don't need Mean Tall Woman gettin more crazy ideas from the likes of you!

And where's that cigar??!!

DEAR PEEWEE - SORRY, QUICK-DRAW -

I thought I done tole yew - Clinton USED the last cigar on Monica! TK.

9/13/2009
Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Well, it's about time you resurfaced, Tom! Was beginning to worry 'bout your "silence", and that you were satisfied with all the goings-on in the world :o) Nawwww...we can't let that happen!!
Blessings and Love - Micke

MICKE - SILENCE IS GOLDEN ... and I’m only a cheap imitation of SILVER ... with the brown & gray hairs, maybe more like BRONZE?

SATISFIED? ME? A BIG HELL NO! TK.


9/13/2009
Georg Mateos

Now that 3 H, is that the Preparation H you are using those days?
Ans are P 9 a new name for little Dick?
You are a sick sick puppy!

EDvard, the only sane Ole

DEAR EDVARD - SANE? YEW? THAT’LL BE THE DAY!

YEP! Got some of that thar Prep H accidentally on lil Johnny -
And he shrunk to just plain ole John ... TK.

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RE: My - At Age 69 ... -

9/15/2009
Georg Mateos

I can't imagine your ramblings when you reach 89 ! ! ! cos...have we another twenty years? or they come to clean this planet to the bones and we have nothing to ramble about?

Georg

EDVARD - YEP! 20 YEARS PLUS SOME!

BONES? WE GOT BONES? THOUGHT MINE WERE ALREADY PICKED! TK ...

9/15/2009
Lori Moore

Great stuff, Tom.


9/15/2009
Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Age: truly has a way of sneaking up on ya. =] Make it the best EVer - happy birthday!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. (50 and glad to be here)

THANK YOU KARLA! TK...


9/15/2009
Mark Lichterman

Jeeze, Tom, you're a kid. I was seventy-five in August and so long as I'm able to purchase Viagra -- and have a reason to purchase Viagra --and have good friends like you to cover my back, politically, life isn't so bad.
Your, older than you, friend, Mark

MARK - WELL - GOD BLESS YOU, YOUNG MAN!

VIAGRA ... AND ... A REASON ... WORKS FOR ME! TK.
...
9/15/2009
Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

You're YOUNG yet, TomKat! Happy Birthday!! Loves ya!

(((HUGS))) As always, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Bet you get around better than me, and I'm only fifty! LOLOLOLOL

THANK YOU, KAREN! TK...

9/15/2009
Jackie (Micke) Jinks

HAWPY BIRFDAY, to you, Tom!!! What a tribute this is to your years, dear friend :o)
Recently read something you'll enjoy: I LOVE my Country...it's the [past] Government I detest.
Be'n 7-1/2 yrs your senior, ya gotta laugh with me on that one!
Blessings, Love, and Many More Years for Ya' - Micke

MICKE - THANK YEW - DARLIN’ ... TK.

9/15/2009
Mary Lacey

Tom,

Fantastic! All the "joys" of growing older us younguns, well not quite, can look forward to. Humorous, yet so true and sad.

Mary

MARY ... THANK YOU, DEAR ... TK.

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9/16/2009
Mr. Ed

The Sheep - The Lambs - The Cattle -

And some people still think we humans are intelligent.

PEEWEE - SUM PEEPLE MADE 2 MISTAKES ...

THEY THOUGHT ... AND ... THEY THOUGHT WRONG! TK.

9/16/2009
Georg Mateos

More doctors are on golf courses than in hospitals.
Doctors are the big shareholders of McDonals, Burger King, KFC...get the idea?
Pharma Corporations are the big lenders to pizza-parlors and donuts franchises et all (currently over 11.000.000.000 US smackers)
Lobbyists are pushing hard to have no control over the blood sucking corporations because it is "antiAmerican"
Want to save your sick child? (maybe) sell your house and declare chapter eleven and maybe, maybe we let the child to live one more day.
COLLUSION? Yes, yes and YES!

Georg

GEORG EDVARD - YEW SURE KNOW HOW TO ‘SUGAR-COAT’ IT!

DOCTORS N’ CORPORATIONS SUCK! TK.


9/15/2009
Lori Moore

I don't think you're nuts or paranoid. I guess that leaves a nice guy as an option. Then again, there was the option you gave. Good one.

LORI - WELL - BLESS YOU, DARLIN’ !!!

G.O.B. ? ? ? ? TK.

9/16/2009
Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Collusion? You bet. They want us to keep making their house and vehicle payments, paying for their vacation and golf club memberships - sad. Well penned, Tom.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

KARLA - THANKS, DOLL! TK.

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RE: KARLA’S - RE(WRITE) HISTORY -

Reviewed by Tom Hyland
9/16/2009

KARLA - WOW! A SCORCHER!

"WE'RE HAVIN' A HEATWAVE!"

HOT! HOT! HOT! TK.

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RE: Chantilly Lace’s - Sizzlin’ Dicks -

CHANTI -

GUUUUUURL ... YOU ARE BAAAAAAAAAAD !!!

N' THAT'S SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD !!!

TASTY TOOOOOOOOOO !!!

FROM MY LIPS TO YOURS !!! TK ...

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RE: J’nia’s - “God in Handcuffs?” -


J'NIA - WELL PUT!

1. Assume God does exist.

2. Now consider Relativity of Size: Einstein's Theory of Relativity!

a single Microbe to a tiny pismire, or ant.
the ant to a mouse.
a mouse to a cat.
a cat to a dog.
a dog to a human.
a human to the Empire State Building.
that building to Mount Everest.
that mount to the entire range of the ALPS.
that range to the MOON.
the Moon to that of Earth.
Earth to that of Jupiter -
Jupiter, while Twice the mass of all other planets in our Solar System -
is Less than One-Thousandth of the Sun!
our Sun and solar system only One of the thousands, or millions out there?

3. Now - Assume GOD created ALL OF THIS -
suppose to Him - All of this Combined -
is the mere size of that original Microbe !!!

4. Would He not be Greater than all of the Titans we could ever IMAGINE?

SO - just Who could create 'Handcuffs' big enough to restrain HIM -
Even just a little bit?

To Quote Voltaire's Candide -

"God is in His Heavens, and all is well, in This -
the Best of all Possible Worlds!"

PEACE - my Friend ... Tom.

=========================================================

RE: John V. Martin’s Blog - Who Is in Charge? -

JOHN - LOVE IT!

THE ENTIRE 'FAB 545' ARE -

LYING, CROOKED 'POWER-MONGERS!"

VOTE AGAINST EVERY INCUMBENT -

IN EVERY ELECTION - PERIOD!

TOM.

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RE: My - My Healthcare Reform -

9/18/2009
Georg Mateos

You know why the above can't work? BECAUSE IT MAKES SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Georg

GEORG -

THOSE R-B'S IN CONGRESS DON'T KNOW THE

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SENSE - SCENTS - AND CENTS!

THE 1ST ONE - THEY DON'T GOT!
THE 2ND ONE THEY DO - SMELL LIKE DO-DO!
THE 3RD ONE IS WHAT THEY GIVE US -
WHILE THEY KEEP THE BIG BUCKS!

TK...

9/17/2009
Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

What should be good for the goose should be good for the gander, but it's not - as you and I very well know. They always find loopholes (can't type worth a DANG today) that exempts them.

Congress, the president, his family, senators: they should use the same system they want the rest of U.S. to use.

NO FREE RIDES FOR ILLEGALS. PERIOD. Or their anchor babies.

Veterans should be treated like kings and queens, because of their service. NO EXEPTIONS - all wars AND in peacetime, especially if injured on duty (like I was).

You have no argues from me, TomKat. NONE.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

KARLA - AMEN DOLL - AMEN !!! TK.

9/17/2009
Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

*CLAPPING* (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :( Also, how about *NOT* giving disability to those who ABUSE the system or to the f****in' ILLEGALS????? And HOW about helping our Veterans, and NOT just those from Afghanistan or Iraq???? Give them the top-notch health care they RIGHTFULLY deserve!!!!

KAREN - YOU 2 K’S N’ ME R ON THE SAME PAGE! TK.

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RE: John Martin’s - Understanding Washington -

JOHN - some good thoughts here - I like the Concept.

I would be so bold as to suggest a few more words for your Political Correctonese dictionary -

For example, while Bush Jr. was in office for 8 years, someone coined the word - BUSH-SHIT as a synonym for our English - BULL-SHIT. Now, this term could be expounded upon - like -

BARRY-SHIT, CONGRESS-SHIT, CIA-SHIT, WALL-STREET-SHIT, INSURANCE-SHIT, BANKERS-SHIT, FANNIE-MAE-SHIT, FREDDIE-MACK-SHIT, AIG-SHIT, LOBBYING-SHIT, FED-RESERVE-SHIT, BAIL-OUT-SHIT, BIG-THREE-SHIT, HEALTH-REFORM-SHIT ... and on, and on, and on ...

In our former English language, the simple, all-inclusive term was - DIARRHEA - or, in the vernacular - THE RUNS ...

But now, the Political Correctonese expression of MIS-STATEMENT covers all bases without sounding MESSY -

An older English adage was - "My tongue got in front of my EYE teeth,
and I couldn't SEE what I was SAYING!"

Long ago, this concept was paraphrased by the P.C.ERS into a more apt term, known as - GOBBLE-DE-GOOK!

In closing - How can you tell when a Politician is LYING?

HIS LIPS ARE MOVING!

Peace - Tom.

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RE: My - Fort Carroll, Maryland -

9/25/2009
Mr. Ed

“Its Formerly Landscaped Interior
Is Now a Jungle of Trees, Vines, and Weeds -
Its Parapets covered in Bird-Droppings”

A most interesting piece of history, my friend. But it doesn't surprise me that we've let this particular piece of American history, rot. Unlike many nations, we do a very poor job of preserving historical sites.

At least the birds found a sanctuary.

PEEWEE - besides this poor ‘lost cause’ - Baltimore is also the proud owner of a ‘Highway to Nowhere’ - Millions of Dollars spent years ago, for about two miles of roadway, smack-dab in the city, which was stopped by the neighborhood associations. We also have ‘bragging rights’ for one of the most expensive short stretches of underground subway in America.

And this connects to a long stretch of ‘Light Rail’ that goes all the way out to Owings Mills Mall. It is the favorite ‘hunting grounds’ for inner-city thugs, who prey on shoppers’ parked cars.

Government Stupidity at its Best! Maybe that’s why some call us - Balti-MORONS!

Peace ... TK.


9/25/2009
Georg Mateos

Being a former Colonel under General Lee I can vouch that part of the above is true , although, been written by a Northerner I will take it with a bag of salt.
If they ever build the monument on the illustration photo I know where my measle Civil War thirty cannons will fire to!

The Old Colonel
from Florida, Missouri (Home of Mark Twain)

DEAR OLD COLONEL GEORG -

That would make you about 165 years old -

Sam Clemens was noted for some Tall Tales Too!

And yeah - that PIC represents the BEST SIDE of all of our illustrious, intelligent, brilliant, guv’mint ‘LEADERS!’

Peace, my Friend ... Peace ... Much Younger Cuz - TomKat.

=========================================================


RE: My - I OBJECT! -

9/30/2009
Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

I object, too! CRAZY!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(

A powerful call for action; we need to stand up, band together, and shout: NO MORE!!!!!!!!


9/30/2009
J'nia Fowler

Would that millions more would object. Bravo, J'nia


9/30/2009
Georg Mateos

If you can delete corruption (of power, of money, of positions, etc.) you will be ridding the country of 95% of what's wrong.
The other 5% is already so rotten than not even God will touch it with a 30 miles long pole.

Georg


9/30/2009
Lori Moore

A nice list of objections. Though if you want cradle to grave care you must allow the government to surveil everything you do. The two go hand in hand by definition. Health care and cameras at stoplights are inseparable. Big government must protect its interest in you... they can't afford to allow any behaviors that were once a matter of choice and preference that might add to the $$$ risk. Big brother giveth and big brother taketh away.


9/30/2009
Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

No arguments from me, Counsellor. May I join you at the Bench? Well said, Tom!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


9/30/2009
Mr. Ed

To - CORPORATIONS RUNNING OUR COUNTRY!
For Over Fifty Years Now - They Have Called The Shots -
AIDED AND ABETTED BY CONGRESS!
You Know It! I Know It! They Know It!

You would think that all would know it, by now; but very sadly, very few even seem to care. In fact, many actually seem to like it; they would rather have corporations running things than either our government, or we, the people.


9/30/2009
D Johnson

It seems odd to me that Congress takes advantage of the very best health care available, but for us po' folk, they can't come to a simple agreement about who should turn the lights off when leaving the chambers.

Cheers,
Dan

To - Karen - J’nia - Georg - Lori - Karla - Ed - Dan -

Thanks for comments! Tom.

“I’M MAD AS HELL, AND I WON’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!”

PETER FINCH - IN - ‘NETWORK’ - 1976 -

From wikipedia.com ...

“In one impassioned diatribe, Beale galvanizes the nation with his rant, "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" and persuades Americans to shout out their windows during a spectacular lightning storm. Soon Beale is hosting a new program called The Howard Beale Show, top-billed as a "mad prophet." Ultimately, the show becomes the highest rated (Robert Duvall's character calls it "a big, fat, big-titted hit!") program on television, and Beale finds new celebrity preaching his angry message in front of a live audience that, on cue, repeats the Beale's marketed catchphrase en masse. His new set is lit by blue spotlights and an enormous stained-glass window, supplemented with segments featuring astrology, gossip, opinion polls, and yellow journalism.”

Network has continued to receive recognition, decades after its initial release. In 2000, the film was selected for preservation in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant". In 2002, it was inducted into the Producers Guild of America Hall of Fame as a film that has "set an enduring standard for U.S. American entertainment." In 2006, Chayefsky's script was voted one of the top ten movie scripts of all-time by the Writers Guild of America, East. In 2007, the film was 64th among the Top 100 Greatest U.S. American Films as chosen by the American Film Institute, a ranking slightly higher than the one AFI gave it ten years earlier.


GIM’ME A BIG ‘HELL YEAH!’ TOM.



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© - TKH


NOTE:

Methinks this is enough of -

Hyland’s Horrendous Hogwash
3 - H
PART 10

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Reviewed by Georg Mateos 10/1/2009
I am amazed that after all that as been said above from so many people we haven't yest a guillotine on Washington Hill going full time. After all, with single shot guns in 1860s they cleaned 100.000.000 buffalo!

Georg

Reviewed by Mr. Ed 10/1/2009
The last episode? Now where the hell am I gonna find some Horrendous Hogwash when I need some??!!

PS: I see my brother Edvard called you a sick puppy. I've got some slighty chewed up rawhides and Milkbones if you need some - they always seem to fix my pups, right up.
Reviewed by John Martin 10/1/2009
We've replaced George W with Barack Obama, Tom. That's like replacing Barack Obama with George W. Same theives in congress...some change huh! We should replace them all with The Philadelphia Mummers. They put on a silly show too... but at least they have good hearts and do good things.

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