Cyrus Flannery can't believe his good fortune. Not only will he be selling the cheapest eggs in town, but he has expanded his peddling business to include chocolate, blow up bunnies, and he'll even throw in marshmallow peeps for free. The ones he bought off the dock down in Philly at such a good price, he couldn't pass them up. Who cares if they are hard as rocks and more than a year old. Heck, they'll last longer in the chewing mouths of the Flynn City tykes.

Sandy True, the head cheerleader and the biggest drama queen in a three county area, hates Flynn City. She wants out, and will do anything to reach the glittering lights of Hollywood. Just how far will she go, though?

A romp throught Appalachia you soon won't forget. Rumors of kidnapping, maybe murder, turns the town upside down. When Sandy's boyfriend sees the blood in the Egg Man's kitchen, and spots her class ring in the the peddler's panel truck, look out. He's on a rampage, and anger management classes don't exist in Flynn City.