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Dirty Dozen
by Debra Conklin   
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
Last edited: Saturday, March 12, 2011
Posted: Friday, January 21, 2011

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Sexy snippets...tell a story in exactly 12 words. I saw this challenge in a magazine and I just had to give it a shot...this is what I came up with.

 

 

 

 

 Dirty Dozen

 

 

1) Promiscuous

Attentive, adoring. His tongue talked her from her husband’s bed into his.

2) Stilettos

Towering over. A toe in the chest. Brings a man back home.

3) Bummer

A smooth behind can be as sexy as a soft, tangled V.

 4) Big-Shot

 Thousand dollar suit, pin-up with DD’s. Throws a buck at homeless man.

5) Helpless

Chained, bound, gagged. Marriage, the tie that binds. Break the chains. Freedom.

 

 

 

 

 


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Reviewed by Alan Cook
I like word play. Here's one, although it's not funny:
War. Old men stay at home and send the young to die horribly.
Reviewed by Debra Conklin
Thanks Cynthia, glad you liked these. I've got a million, but I always forget to write'em down.
Reviewed by Cynthia Borris
Ha! Ha! Great job Debra.
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