Its that time again
Chief Executive Officer of The United States of America.
Job Qualifications and Discription:
1. He or she must be without sin, past, present and future.
2. He or she must be able to make us all rich.
3. He or she must make sure that nobody breaks into this country to rob, murder or enslave us.
4. He or she must make sure that when we get sick there will be plenty of money for us to obtain treatment and pay the bills.
5. He or she must make sure that there is plenty of high paying jobs around for those who wish to work, and of course plenty of money to give out to those who do not wish to work, and also make sure that we have plenty of money to live on after we retire.
6. He or she must make sure that everyone gets a free education.
7. He or she must be both pro and anti abortion at the same time..
8. He or she must make sure all bad people are in jail.
9, He or she must determine, with our direction, who the bad people are and make sure that all of the other people we donít like get punished, too.
10. He or she must be able to conduct a war in a manner where nobody gets hurt, except the bad guys.
To summarize: The successful candidate must make sure that we are taken care of, and at the same time see that we are not disturbed. Candidates must also be aware that if successful, when they make their first decision, half of the people in the country will hate and ridicule them. When they make their second decision the other halve of the people in the country will join in and hate and ridicule them, too. In any event, itís a four year contract with a four year optional renewal.
Note: Those who claim to meet all of the qualifications need not apply, youĎre obviously a liar.
Alas, we Americans are a demanding fickled lot, are we not? I guess thatís what makes us Americans. So go out and vote, and pick someone that you think will try to do the right thing. Who knows, every once in a while we get lucky.††††††