Joe Barton, republican member of the DRMG (democrat-republican-media-government) didn’t read the script before going on stage at the House Show.
All of a sudden, in the middle of the show…Barton stuns Tony Haywood and the rest of his DRMG buddies by blurting out an apology to Tony. During the recess, I’m sure his republican DRMG boss must have ripped him a new one.
I imagine the conversation went something like this…
What the h*ll is wrong with you, Joe… didn’t you read the darn script???
Well, I felt bad for Tony. He’s a really great guy and he’s always been good to us. Besides, I don’t want him to think we’re ripping him off… after all he gave us all that money over the years to look out for him.
Dummy!!! What the heck do you think we are doing here???
But I think we’re hurting his feelings.
He knows the plan, stupid!… nobody’s hurting his feelings. But you just scared the heck out him by going off script. Do you want him to think that we’re double crossing him and conducting a real investigation? Do you want him to start reading off campaign contributions… the payroll.. the yacht parties…the beach houses, the girls… on National TV?
Ghee… I never thought of that.
Well, you go back out there and apologize for that apology. Now I got to go over and apologize to Henry and Bart. …and don’t worry about Tony, Joe… Me, Henry, and Bart will make any necessary apologizies in priviate at our next yacht party fund raisers..
Hey! And remember Joe, you’re a professional DRMG politician. So get with the program and act like one!
Yes, folks… It won’t be long now before we get that leak fixed.
June 19th…..Interesting development!!!! Just heard on the news that Tony had to leave the Gulf for more important urgent business concerning his Yacht “Bob.” Hmmm… It is four months before the next election. Say, Ya don’t suppose… Nahhhh.