Indeed, Bernie was a very good liar and had a talent for fooling people with good made up stories. I’m sure with the backing of the D-R-M-G,(democrat-republican-media- government) there is little doubt that he eventually would have made it all the way to top.
Kind of makes you wonder what an interview with President Madoff would be like…. if conducted by someone other than a D-R-M-G. media hype reporter…
Here’s my best guess…
Interviewer: President Madoff, how are you doing with all of the tax money we gave you to invest in the economy.
President Madoff: Pretty good in fact. We‘re on a good track and have actually grown the tax payers account to well over thirteen trillion dollars so far.
Interviewer: So, we now have thirteen trillion dollars in our account?
President Madoff: In a way, Yes. The financial liability of the tax payer account is now valued at well over thirteen trillion dollars and growing.
Interviewer: How exactly is that money being invested these days?
President Madoff: Well, so far we have spent part of it on the immediate closing of Gitmo…which is an expensive and on going process. We also took another 800 billion and put it into stimulating the ecomony and creating new jobs to grow the account.
Interviewer: How is that stimulus program working so far, Mr. President?
President Madoff: Well so far we have obtained 180 million dollars worth of signs that say “You‘re stimulus money at work“ , which has created at least 50 new jobs in the sign industry. We have also purchased two bankrupt car companies with additional tax payer money, and are pumping more tax dollars into one of them to produce a $50,000 dollar electric automobile that will travel at least forty miles before running out of juice, that will retail for only $41.000. 00. That gives us a net return of $9,000 a car.
Interviewer: Won’t that create traffic problems when they run out of juice on the road?
President Madoff” Not really. We also put a gasoline engine in the car,too.
Interviewer: That’s a stroke of genus! How is the rest of the job creation going?
President Madoff: Actually, very good. We found a better of calculating job lost. Instead of counting just new jobs created and deducting it from jobs lost, we now add in jobs that haven’t been lost yet. Hence, each week we save close to 89,000,000 jobs. That adds up cumulatively to well over well over a billion jobs saved , since I took office.
Interviewer: Well, if things are going so well, why do you keep asking us to add more money to the tax payer account?
President Madoff: Well, actually it’s too complicated for simple minded tax payers to understand. So let’s just say it’s so you can make more money and leave it at that.
Interviewer: Thank you for your time, Mr. President.
Indeed folks, now that we have all become aware of all of the lies, theft and fraud, we are going to replace the professional democrat money “managers” with professional republican money “managers“. Good thought, but I’m afraid that will only be a temporary fix. folks.
Say, you don’t suppose it’s time to reduce the amount of our money we allow the “federal government” to handle, and start investing it ourselves, do ya?
Indeed, we do need more regulation, all right. So now is the time for the American People to start regulating the people we elect to handle our money for a change…FOR A REAL CHANGE!.