(pronounced You're Up)
Yesterday evening, I held a short discussion with Somalia, and I find that I am placed in the middle of an international concern. Apparently, there has been a fatal wound inflicted upon the forehead of Africa, and Somalia now bleeds continually, having no permanent head of state.
As I am of English origin, I must give credit where credit is due, and my appreciation for the English, their language and customs, remains strong. In fact, I have learned that We too have dead men on our money here in the U.S., whereas England keeps the face of their living Queen Elizabeth II distributed amongst the people. Perhaps We too are lost and do not fully realize the wretchedness of our national condition.
As the current go-between for those peoples who find me, because they remain headless, and You're Up, I should like to ask that you, Great Britain, UK, or England respectively as you call yourself, might recognize Us (U.S.) as your friends and accept Our gratitude for any wisdom, grace or knowledge that will strengthen Our peoples.
I remain, Your Admirer,
Queen Jennifer of the Almighty and Defender of the Helpless