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A Bit Of Humor!
by Betty L. Torain   
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Last edited: Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Posted: Wednesday, April 12, 2006

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A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: But a broken spirit
drieth the bones. Proverbs 17:22

Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96

live in a house together.

One night the 96 year old draws a bath.

She puts her foot in and pauses

She yells to the other Sister,

"was I getting in or out of the bath?"

The 94 year old yells back "I don't know.

I'll come up and see."

She starts up the stairs and pauses.

"Was I going up the stairs oe down?"

The 92 year old sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters.

She shakes her head and say's, I hope I
never get that forgetful, knock on wood"

She then yells, "I'll come up and help

both of you as soon as I SEE Who's At The Door."


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Reviewed by Jennifer Butler 8/13/2006
That was funny.
Reviewed by Susan Sonnen 4/12/2006
I've got to tell this one at work!
Reviewed by Cynthia Borris 4/12/2006
Betty,

Thanks for the laugh!

Cynthia
Reviewed by Constance Gotsch 4/12/2006
He--when we get older it's not that we don't remember. Our forgetters work better.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 4/12/2006
Funny? You better believe it! It is also close to the truth for us old codgers and codgeresses (LOL) because the older we get or memory goes day-by-day. You can tell when you are getting old because when you get up in the morning everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work!!!
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