Vegetarian Vampire Quiz

1. Would you rather
A. Get a transfusion (0 points)
B. A V8 (4 points)
C. A disco tape and boogie down. (2 points)


2. Your favorite vampire show is
A. Dark shadows (2 points)
B. Forever Night (2 points)
C. Duckula (5 points)

3.Your mouth waters ever time
1. You read Interview with a Vampire 7 times. (4 points)
2. You see someone cutting a tomato (4 points)
3. You dance to Disco Duck . (1 point)

4. Your nick name is.
2. Soy Freak (10 points)
3. Corpse Boy (2 points)
4. Sir Stinky (1 point)

5. Why did you decide to be a vegetarian vampire?
A. It sounded cool (3 points)
B You refuse to drink from anything with face. (4 points)
C. You thought this was a math test. (0 points)

6. Name the little girl in Valerie Hardin's vampire novella Crimson Kisses
1. Hank (0 points)
2. Fudge (0 points)
3. Juliet (5 points)

Why is it cool to be a vegetarian vampire
A. Blood gets wormy (4 points)
B. You forget why (1 point)
C. You hate needles (3 points)
D. Animals are soft and fuzzy (3 points)


7. Add three points for each item you have.
1. You like garlic
2. You have an opera cape
3. A bible
4. Velvet pants
5. Purple lipstick
6. A vegetarian cookbook.
7. A package of fake burgers.
8. A copy of Crimson kisses (Shameless Plug)
9. Any they might be giants CD
10. A mirror.
11. A gargoyle of some kind.
12. Soap from the body shop
13. A vampire novel.
14. Plastic fangs, three extra points if they glow in the dark.
15. A box of chocolate cherries.
16. A copy of the book Vampires among us.
17. One a tube of black lipstick.

You get three points for everything you don't have. If you have these items no points.
1. Real fangs
2. Raw meat

Add 10 points
You like to stay up all night.
Are a vegetarian
Can put your legs behind your head.

Loose 10 points if you ate a stake in the last few months.
Loose 25 points if you don't think llamas are cool.

15 points or less, nope your not a vegetarian vampire, but we like you anyway
15-30 Your still so cool :-)
31-38 You're getting warmer
39 You got plastic vampire teeth
40- 49 Your teeth glow in the dark, cool.
50 You are a vegetarian.
51 you could be a vegetarian vampire
52 or more You are vegetarian Vampire