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You MIGHT be a Redneck
by Meredith Dixon   
Rated "PG" by the Author.
Last edited: Sunday, May 14, 2006
Posted: Sunday, May 14, 2006

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You MIGHT be a redneck if you intentionally run over a deer with your car to bring home for dinner.

And you REALLY are a redneck if you add a Rabbit with that meal, too!!!

You MIGHT be a redneck if you send your Mom the same card as last year and you REALLY are a redneck if you rifled through her mail or her trash and gave her the SAME card as last year!

You might be a redneck if you think that the best present for your Wife for Mother's Day is another Baby and you both already have twelve children! (And this is your First Wife!)

You might be a redneck if you buy your Wife that good looking set of tools you saw at Wal-mart last week.

You might be a redneck if you take your Wife out to dinner for Mother's Day and she has to pay the bill since you spent all of your money on those new tools!

You might be a redneck if you think that a day at the spa means your Wife washing your truck and her car with soft, soapy water and then running through the sprinkler. Then the grand finale is you towel drying her with an old, scratchy towel and then applying Husker's lotion on her body!

You might be a redneck if you then expect her to scratch your back for the next hour or so until you fall asleep for a nap!

You might be a redneck if you think that Mother's Day is only for YOUR Mother and you make your Wife buy the card for her Mother in-law.
And sign it for you.
And mail it for you.

You might be a redneck if you buy your Wife candy for Mother's Day and you eat all of it.

You ARE a redneck if you eat the candy before she opens it!

You might be a redneck if you think that a great day for your Wife on Mother's Day consists of going fishing with the buddies............while she stays home.

You REALLY are a redneck if you come home and expect your Wife to clean the fish and cook it for dinner for you and your buddies and THEIR familes, too!

You might be a redneck if you keep the toilet lid up and sit down on the toilet anyway AND you REALLY are a redneck if you take the lid off for convenience's sake!!!

You might be a redneck if you give up chewing tobacco just for your Wife but borrows hers instead.

You might be a redneck if you are now resting up from watching television all day. It's those exhausting wrestling matches!!! :)


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