ROCK-Salt! Art Proctor
· A Moosecapade
· A novel, Chapter one, temporarily discontinued
· A Novel, chapter one, continued.
· A Beary Scary Story.
· A novel. a few pages at a time.
· God and the Spider
· It shouldn't take a brick!!
· Beer, Fishing, Golf, & Sex
· The Grey Headed Brigade
· A hedge on the pledge
· WHAT !!?
· If teachers, taught, did preachers, praught?
· Imagine that!
· God's love for us!-- Bobby's dime
· What Next?
· The Book
· STROKES!-- You can help!
· In God We Trust
· Old vs New
· Words for His Word's Sake.
· Threat of Debt
· Raccoon Madness
· A Rich Man
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My God-grandson sent me this, thought it was worth posting. Rock
RECALL NOTICE The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed Subsequential Internal Non-morality, or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. Some other symptoms:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish, or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this S.I.N. defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of S.I.N. through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, JESUS, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the S.I.N. defect is, JESUS will replace it with:
9. Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers Instructions Before Leaving Earth), for further details on the use of these fixes. WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on JESUS.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The S.I.N. defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven, so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention! GOD.
PS. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice! )
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|Reviewed by Daring Sunshine
|There aren't enough words to say, "That's it!" I wish everyone would read this & do exactly what it says before it's too late. This is worth giving Jack Hafford, Rick Joyner, Joyce Meyer, Junt Hunt....etc. I like it!
|Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
|Thanks for sharing Art!!
|Reviewed by Marguerite Little Flower
|For some people to bear their soul is difficult Good One God Bless Marguerite|