An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for awhile!
Log on was adding wood to a fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue.
A web was a spider's home.
And a virus was the flu!
Nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens IT IS SOMETHING ALL DO DREAD.
THEN OF COURSE THERE ARE THE MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE PEOPLE WHO WILL HAVE NO TROUBLE WITH THEIR COMPUTERS