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Paris Hilton
by Hanley (Doc) Harding   
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Last edited: Sunday, June 10, 2007
Posted: Sunday, June 10, 2007

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So... what about Paris Hilton...?

I’ve never actually stayed at the Paris Hilton, but I hear it’s a very nice hotel, in the manner of all Hiltons, worldwide. The city of Paris is still a very magical city, and I recommend it to travelers as a unique experience.

What's that, you say...? Paris Hilton... the person? The girl who is in all the tabloids, these days? The one who went to jail...? The one who doesn't care if she drunkenly plows into somebody else (possibley even you) and injures or kills them? Oh... that Paris Hilton. I’m sure Conrad Hilton is spinning in his grave. And, Paris' mother...? Paris may have been birthed, but she never really had a mother. Other than that, I have a life, I couldn’t care less about her problems, and let’s do lunch sometime... ta-ta, kiss-kiss.

Yours, as always,

Hanley "Doc" Harding
June, 2007

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Reviewed by Steffan Piper 10/22/2007
Some girls will dance in the red light, while Paris will always prefer the green light of Infrared.
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher 8/22/2007
Loved that one!
Reviewed by Erik Hare 6/12/2007
I had heard she was dating some guy named Cleveland Marriot, but that may have just been an acid trip from 200 Motels. No matter what, we should probably take it as seriously as the SpongeBob Suite at the Nickelodeon Family Suites in Orlando. It's all some kind of altered reality, no matter how you look at it.

When is check-out time?
Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine 6/11/2007
Excellent sentiments. R
Reviewed by Walt Hardester 6/11/2007
No dispespect....
But Please....I'm sick of Paris Hilton, and her, spoiled, foolish ways....please find something meaningful to write about
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 6/10/2007
yes, i do agree! Love the sarcasm
Reviewed by Randall Barfield 6/10/2007
What's news worthy and important nowadays in this world--a few wars or rich girls? What woke you up? :o)
Reviewed by Frances Lynn 6/10/2007
Did you forget to say It has 'no talent'?
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