edited: Sunday, June 10, 2007
By Hanley (Doc) Harding
Rated "G" by the Author.
Posted: Sunday, June 10, 2007
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So... what about Paris Hilton...?
I’ve never actually stayed at the Paris Hilton, but I hear it’s a very nice hotel, in the manner of all Hiltons, worldwide. The city of Paris is still a very magical city, and I recommend it to travelers as a unique experience.
What's that, you say...? Paris Hilton... the person? The girl who is in all the tabloids, these days? The one who went to jail...? The one who doesn't care if she drunkenly plows into somebody else (possibley even you) and injures or kills them? Oh... that Paris Hilton. I’m sure Conrad Hilton is spinning in his grave. And, Paris' mother...? Paris may have been birthed, but she never really had a mother. Other than that, I have a life, I couldn’t care less about her problems, and let’s do lunch sometime... ta-ta, kiss-kiss.
Yours, as always,
Hanley "Doc" Harding
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|Reviewed by Steffan Piper
|Some girls will dance in the red light, while Paris will always prefer the green light of Infrared.|
|Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher
|Loved that one!
|Reviewed by Erik Hare
|I had heard she was dating some guy named Cleveland Marriot, but that may have just been an acid trip from 200 Motels. No matter what, we should probably take it as seriously as the SpongeBob Suite at the Nickelodeon Family Suites in Orlando. It's all some kind of altered reality, no matter how you look at it.
When is check-out time?
|Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
|Excellent sentiments. R|
|Reviewed by Walt Hardester
But Please....I'm sick of Paris Hilton, and her, spoiled, foolish ways....please find something meaningful to write about
|Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
|yes, i do agree! Love the sarcasm|
|Reviewed by Randall Barfield
|What's news worthy and important nowadays in this world--a few wars or rich girls? What woke you up? :o)|
|Reviewed by Frances Lynn
|Did you forget to say It has 'no talent'?|