So... what about Paris Hilton...?
I’ve never actually stayed at the Paris Hilton, but I hear it’s a very nice hotel, in the manner of all Hiltons, worldwide. The city of Paris is still a very magical city, and I recommend it to travelers as a unique experience.
What's that, you say...? Paris Hilton... the person? The girl who is in all the tabloids, these days? The one who went to jail...? The one who doesn't care if she drunkenly plows into somebody else (possibley even you) and injures or kills them? Oh... that Paris Hilton. I’m sure Conrad Hilton is spinning in his grave. And, Paris' mother...? Paris may have been birthed, but she never really had a mother. Other than that, I have a life, I couldn’t care less about her problems, and let’s do lunch sometime... ta-ta, kiss-kiss.
Yours, as always,
Hanley "Doc" Harding
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