This is a nationwide... hell no... continent-wide public call to all child molesters, perverts and sexual predators: Y'ALL COME TO VERMONT...!!!

Because the molestation of a child is so heinous, and emotionally scars that child for life, Bill O'Reilly (Fox News Channel) has made a public call for each state to enact what he has named "Jessica's Law". This would give every convicted child molestation offender a mandatory minimum prison sentence of not less than 20 (or is it 25?) years in prison, with no parole. If you are a child or a parent, this is a good thing. If you are a child molester or a defense attorney, it ain't so good (so now, you, as an average citizen, can easily decide which side you're on). Vermont's legislature has simply refused to do anything about several recent child molestation cases, in which the defendant was found guilty by jury, and the judges involved inexplicably reduced the sentences to what amounts to slaps on the wrist!!! The judges refuse to explain and the legislature refuses to explain and even Vermont's governor refuses to explain to the public just why convicted child molesters are going to be again free to roam (and strike) in less than a year! That's good old American justice for you... Vermont-style, anyway!

So I say: Let's do ourselves a favor! Let's get all the child molesters and other sexual predators in North America to move to Vermont. Vermont is a highly conducive environment, where child molesters and sexual predators are virtually free to prey on victims. Hell... they are almost encouraged!

So, once again I say to all the child molesters and sexual predators in North America...

MOVE TO VERMONT!

YOU'RE WELCOME IN VERMONT!

Because if you're convicted in my state, you're going to go to prison for a long, long time... with no chance of parole (thanks, Bill)!

By the way, sexual predation statistics are currently on the rise, in Vermont. Female college students, women, and mothers beware... things are worsening. And they'll continue to worsen, until the citizens of Vermont demand change.

As a U.S. citizen, do you give a damn...?!?!?! You should...

Doc