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Did ya ever
By H J Cruz   
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Last edited: Thursday, February 01, 2007
Posted: Thursday, February 01, 2007

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Silly ramblings

Did ya ever make out untill you could taste the other's liver?

Not me!

Did ya ever talk on the great white telephone?

Not me!

Did ya ever spend a months wages in single moment?

Not me!

Did ya ever speak a foriegn language cause your mind never caught up?

Not me!

Did ya ever have sex untill you were raw then reallized it wasn't that good?

Not me!

Did ya ever laugh so hard that every orifice of your body leaked?

Not me!

Did ya ever fart yourself awake in the middle of the night?

Not me!

Did ya ever cry untill you choked on mucus membranes?

Not me!

Did you ever toss cookies on the one you love?

Not me!

Did you ever change a diaper and witness old faithfull at the same time?

Not me!

Did ya ever get slapped so hard your eyes spun around in your head?

Not me!

Did ya ever take a big swallow of ? only to find someone put a cigarette in it?

Not me!

Did ya ever try making a suave entrance and fall flat on your keester?

Not me!

Did ya ever try fixing something only to have it blow up in your face?

Not me!

Did ya ever get shown up by some punk half your age?

Not me!

Did ya ever read an entire page and not remmember one word of it?

not me!

Did ya ever write something so silly that people actually liked it...

Well maybee!

H.J. Cruz



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Reviewed by nancy weston 6/27/2007
I must admit to all but 3 of these:) I do rather like your rambles.
Reviewed by Southern Comfort 5/25/2007
Well, Suger, maybe I've done five thangs outta yore list, can you guess which five? You seem to surprise me of late, you are not what you seem at first glance, Ya are kinda more better. SC
Reviewed by Debra Conklin 2/2/2007
Dang, you know the sad thing here is, I can answer Yep, to over half of these. Although I won't say which half. ; - }
Reviewed by John Martin 2/2/2007
I like it!!!!!!
Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader) 2/2/2007
Well I'm glad that finally you did do something :) Actually I tend to agree with you with all those not me. Victor

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