Join (Free!) | Login  

     Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
   Services MarketPlace (Free to post!)
Where Authors and Readers come together!


Featured Authors:  Dave Cole, iJacob Taylor, iDonald Beaulieu, iKen Coleman, iSara Coslett, iPinckney Rivers, iMike Hartner, i

  Home > Essays > Articles Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     

Robyn M. Speed

· Become a Fan
· Contact me
· Success story
· Books
· Articles
· Poetry
· News
· Stories
· Blog
· 27 Titles
· 27 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
Member Since: Before 2003

Robyn M. Speed, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.

Featured Book
Travelers in Grammar Part One
by Teresa Pelka

The book introduces to the Simple, Progressive and Perfect tense Aspect mapping, along with the Affirmative, the Interrogative, and the Negative. Two appendixes offer gui..  
BookAds by Silver
Gold and Platinum Members

Featured Book
by Sophie Davis

The Talented are taught to use their powers for the greater good. But all Talia wants is revenge... ~Only .99 on Amazon for a Limited time, to celebrate the upco..  
BookAds by Silver
Gold and Platinum Members

   Recent articles by
Robyn M. Speed

Changing your behavior
Your thoughts and responses
Align Your Life
Marriage - how we make that first step the wrong one
How we sometimes become lost
Marriage and Respect
All Blacks Defeat the English
Those Fabulous Pamphlets
Seeking Perfection
That Empty Diary...
The New Yardstick
People who touch your life...
           >> View all

National Service for Women?
By Robyn M. Speed   
Rated "G" by the Author.
Last edited: Thursday, February 19, 2004
Posted: Thursday, February 19, 2004

Share    Print   Save    Become a Fan

Perinatal Society of S-------e, official has a suggestion to boost S--------'s dwindling birth rate.

It would rank as one of the dumbest, yet funniest, things I've read all week (clear indication that I am amused easily and often).

S-------e (a place in the Asian region) apparently has one of the highest rates of older mothers in the world, with women in their 30s having babies, rather than in their 20s--and 16% of those women having babies when they are over 35 years of age. This is of notable concern to the Perinatal Society of S-------e. One of their spokesmen said that 'We are not progressing in our birth rate even with the governments financial bonuses...'

And he also said this, which I personally think is an absolute GEM!!!
"Women should consider births (as) their 'national service' just like the boys"

Isn't that marvelous!

Can you imagine being called up to do your national service? "Men to the left for army fatigues and sweat, ladies to the right for negligees and compulsory breeding."

Yes, the birth rate in S-------e is low. You want to know why? It's not because couples here don't want children, it's because they can't afford them. The cost of living here is so high that both husband and wife have to work full time to earn enough money, and the employers are so uncaring that they have staff working long hours and frequently not leaving until 7 or 8 at night if not much later than that. Even if these people could afford to have a baby, if they still had to work long hours then when would they see their baby? The answer is: they wouldn't. The baby would be raised by the maid or the grandparents. Can you imagine reaching your golden years and then having to raise a family?

Couples were criticized by the spokesman for not having babies in their thirties. Well, tell me how many people in their 20s these days have been able to afford a home in S--------e and been prepared to give up their career (something they were pushed towards all their life by an unrelenting education system that demands 'A's 'A's 'A's and more 'A's and you must have a career too!) They are all pushed to be top of the class, to be successful in all that they do, now you want them to chuck it in while they are in their 20s and breed? That's hypocritical.

I'm a woman. If you tell  me it is my national duty to breed, I will hit you!

How dare any man ever tell women that it is their duty to do 'national service' and breed more citizens!

National Service...I suppose the next move is to pair people up with a partner that is likely to contribute to a healthy and intelligent baby that will also contribute to the nation. Better still, why not try cloning the best and the brightest!

Or how about this: remove the eggs from pubescent girls and the sperm from pubescent boys and store them. Then, when they are ready to breed, bring them out, fertilize the egg with the sperm and plant them in an old uterus!

Like I said, it was the funniest thing I've read all week

Web Site: Robyn M Speed - Writer

Want to review or comment on this article?
Click here to login!

Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!

Le drame haitien, une tournure inquietante de l'histoire by Antoine Raphael

La quatrième édition française de "Le drame haïtien". Il y en a une version anglaise intitulée: "The Haitian Drama, history taking the wrong turn"..  
Featured BookAds by Silver
Gold and Platinum Members

Les sources de valeurs by Antoine Raphael

Certainement, nous avons débouché sur un nouveau siècle. Malheureusement, partout où se manifeste l’humanité sur notre planète, elle accuse un état de détresse, une certaine désori..  
Featured BookAds by Silver
Gold and Platinum Members

Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Featured Authors | New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us

Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
© AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.