Joy and sweet promise
Dear Friend !!!
You seem to have forgotten your skirt
It was promised you’ll never flirt
“You were expected to be sober and show no curt”
Dear Diary !!!
Am extremely appalled
Skirts are always on the skimpy side
How dare you think of a contacting union
When it’s just an abcentism from the cupboard !!!
Dear Friend !!!
Skirts are precarious as I understand
It cannot be ‘absent’
Pray say !!!
Is skirt malingering ???
Or, you sick or eluding ???
Dear Diary !!!
Skirt neither sick nor abcent
Much interest in skirt vent
‘You’ sick rather than skirt !!!
Dear Friend !!!
Absent not ‘ABCENT’
Time to check your spell
Here, have a bouquet of flowers
And just swell