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The Original Philosophers
By La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart   
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Last edited: Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Posted: Tuesday, August 17, 2010

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I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

Hippolyte Taine 19th century French critic and historian



















FELINE PHILOSOPHY


Why work hard when you can get someone else to work and feed you free?

Reality is living in the moment and a soft sofa.

The secret of life is having nine of them.

The sky is blue because it was created by the Himalayan Great One to reflect her eyes.

Happiness is a big tree and sharp claws to climb it.

Good fortune is a bag of catnip left within reach.

Satisfaction is walking on top of the privacy fence just out of reach of the neighbor’s dog.

Beauty is…. me, me, me!

Wisdom is being smarter than humans and letting them think you aren’t,

True love is what I feel for myself.

Success is doing whatever you want to do, having the luxuries of life, the devotion of your human and never having to pay the bills.

A great relationship is always “Me” centered with a minimum of effort made on my part to be worshiped.

A great life is gourmet food, some expensive cat furniture I can ignore to sit on the human furniture, custody of the remote control and a big window to watch the squirrels and birds,

Trust is knowing someone will always be there to feed you and tell you how beautiful and indispensable you are.

Resilience is always landing on your feet regardless of how far you fall.

Karma is having all the good things in life because some soul finally became evolved enough to come back as a CAT!




8/17/2010 La Belle Rouge

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Reviewed by * Starman * * 3/24/2013
Narcissists. Nice jaunty rhythm here. Pink Panther theme plays in background too here.
Reviewed by Christene Britton Jones 5/31/2011
My life is rules by three demanding felines so know how it feels...and the music is Oh! so apro.....grins!

PS just finished reading 'The incarnation of Catman Billy' a wonderfully informative trip into a cat-atonic mind.
Reviewed by Richard Orey 5/16/2011
Charming and fun.

However, not to be critical, but I like your feline picture as much as your feline philosphy. Oh, and the beer? Make mine a Foster's, please.

Richard
Reviewed by Jon Willey 8/31/2010
Philosophers, what have they to offer humanity? Semantic nightmares composed of superfluous gobbledygook and perspectives shaped in smoky bongs. But cats Belle! They lead by example. They talk the talk, purrrrrrrrr. They walk the walk, purrrrrrrr. What more needs to be said? May love joy and peace be always withyou my dear friend. Jon Michael
Reviewed by TONY NERONE 8/17/2010
Oh they are charmers aren't they Dear Lady? I still have my two, Mother and Son. I do not know where I would be without them.
Excellent writing as per usual Dear Lady.


GOD BLESS YOU ALWAYS
TONY
Reviewed by Paul Berube 8/17/2010
Great write, Belle.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 8/17/2010
I have always loved that quote, probably because I have always loved the wisdom of cats. And I love your words here.

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