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Have You?
By Walt Hardester
Last edited: Monday, October 01, 2007
Posted: Monday, October 01, 2007

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Sometimes, I just can't help myself..

I remember the days, back in the early Seventies, when "Jesus Freaks" and Hare Krishna's roamed the streets of Atlanta with tracts in hand, believing they were doing God's work.
I believe that what ever you do, do it with gusto. Boy, these folks certainly had gusto.
These days they aren't as prevalent as they were back then, but every now and then, as I go into a Wally-Mart or some other place, someone will come up to me and ask,
"Have you found Jesus?"
My answer is the same today as it was in the Seventies........

"Gee, I'm sorry, I didn't know he was lost."

They usually just look at me funny.



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Reviewed by Dana Reed
I usually told those jerks, "I never lost Him." Once I chased a few for several blocks when they accosted my kids in downtown Manhattan. My kids went to church. They didn't need lessons from bald, except for pony tails, boobs.

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Too cute!
You sound like my husband - with the off the wall comments, but not being ugly when you answer their question. So, are you lost or found? Found, I think.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Hahahaha...good answer...even had me asked the question...if Jesus is in my heart how can he be lost to me!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Randall Barfield
I remember too. Found is not really the best word, is it? There are many that are more appropriate. Thanks and cheers
Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Perfect! Though they look at me and don't bother me. I wonder why? Perfect comeback though. If someone does try that on me, may I use it?
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Walt...yer a hoot!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
You really crack me up, Salty Walt!
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Perfect reaction. I usually say I don't listen when someone wants to sell me religion. I've made up my mind and it's between me and God.

Reviewed by George Thompson
Absolutely perfect! I'm waiting for someone to ask me if I "know" Jesus.....

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Yes, you can't help setting the illustration over the article!!!!!!!!
Have you found your article? I know it was lost!
Someone up there wishes for you to revised and posted again.
Reviewed by Ted Bossis
Wonderful & needed to be printed---love & goodness * Ted

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